"Amy Adams"

**Sean Hayes** (0:03)
And three, two, one, cold open.

**Jason Bateman** (0:06)
Hey, it's podcast time, everybody. Welcome, welcome. You're live on podcast time. We're cold opening. Yeah, we're getting ready to do our little show.

**Sean Hayes** (0:16)
I hope you stick around for that instead of just this.

**Jason Bateman** (0:18)
Yeah, you get rid of the list and we'll get ready to talk. Ready, set, go.

**Sean Hayes** (0:23)
Welcome to SmartLess.

**Will Arnett** (0:42)
I'm going full tilt this morning. It's a SmartLess. It's one of our OG original ones.

**Sean Hayes** (0:46)
SmartLess, honey.

**Jason Bateman** (0:47)
You're like, you're cool, dad, this morning.

**Will Arnett** (0:49)
Did I tell you, I saw the other day, I've never worn it out of the house, obviously, for every, obviously.

**Sean Hayes** (0:54)
Yeah, you don't want people to know that.

**Will Arnett** (0:55)
Well, also, it's got our faces on the back.

**Sean Hayes** (0:57)
Yeah, you don't want people to know that.

**Will Arnett** (0:58)
So you don't want to be like, hey, hey, Johnny wearing his merch. So the other day, wearing the house, went to do my little walk that you guys know, and forgot that I had it on. And then my shirt, and I had to wear it to go, and I went to Whole Foods.
And I realized as I was getting out of the car.

**Jason Bateman** (1:16)
Why did you have to wear it? Because if you took it off, you'd be just in a sweaty.

**Will Arnett** (1:19)
Well, I had taken my t-shirt off because it was gone. It was so soaked in sweat because I work out so hard. Because if you want, let me walk you through the workout.

**Jason Bateman** (1:28)
Well, because you're wearing the heavy hands, you strap on the heavy hands and the heavy ankles, right? The Velcro.

**Will Arnett** (1:33)
And I got the big visor that comes down in front, and then I got the long. No, because I'm wearing the, I got the weight vest as we know.

**Sean Hayes** (1:40)
So you're shirtless with a hoodie on.

**Will Arnett** (1:41)
So anyway, shirtless with the hoodie on, and then I'm in line.

**Jason Bateman** (1:44)
SmartLess hoodie on in Whole Foods. And I'm in Whole Foods, I'm just trying to do it in and out.

**Will Arnett** (1:49)
No, I got a guy, I forget the dude's name, he's always does like Getty Images photos at events, and he's like, and I just hear it, I was like, well, it looks like somebody's got Will Arnett on the back of his, and I turn around and say, and I go, luckily, luckily, I kind of, we all kind of know, I forget his name is a nice guy, and I was like, oh shit, at which point, and then I go up to, I do a self checkout, and this girl taps me on the shoulder, and I'm like, are you William?

**Jason Bateman** (2:12)
I love the show.

**Will Arnett** (2:13)
Yeah, and I'm like, really big fan. Oh, it's a wipe out. And I said to the stranger, and I said to the stranger, I was so embarrassed, I go, by the way, I never normally would wear this, but I couldn't help it.

**SPEAKER_5** (2:23)
Oh God, it gets worse.

**Will Arnett** (2:24)
I was so, and I just ran to my car, I was like, what a tool.

**Jason Bateman** (2:29)
In a deeper sweat, and then I hope you were locked out of your car, had to call AAA on the side of the road.

**SPEAKER_6** (2:35)
Standing on the side of the street.

**Sean Hayes** (2:38)
I'll wear SmartLess sweats to the gym, to the gym.

**Will Arnett** (2:44)
Sure, or anywhere.

**Sean Hayes** (2:45)
But nobody cares, nobody's stopping.

**Will Arnett** (2:48)
It was so humiliating, tapped on the shoulder. Love the show.

**Sean Hayes** (2:54)
Are you Will Arnett?

**Will Arnett** (2:55)
Yeah, how's your merch going?

**Jason Bateman** (2:57)
What's that new tag for Reese's, where you're using the Reese's name for a different word?
Instead of like, it's all reality, it's all Reese's, or something like that. I don't know, I was impressed with it this weekend.

**Will Arnett** (3:09)
Yeah, everybody loves the Reese's?

**Jason Bateman** (3:12)
No, something like that.

**Sean Hayes** (3:14)
That was exciting.

**Will Arnett** (3:15)
You were expecting more from me.

**Jason Bateman** (3:17)
I apologize, I'm picking my teeth a little bit.
What's the protocol? Yeah, the politeness thing. You guys aren't both real deep on manners, but I wouldn't mind pulling these two.

**Will Arnett** (3:28)
Much more than you are.

**Jason Bateman** (3:30)
I don't know about that.