Amusement Park Disasters (Volume 2) : Theme Parks

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**SPEAKER_3** (1:31)
See ya on the roof.

**Ash Kelley** (1:34)
Hey, weirdos, I'm Ash.

**Alaina Urquhart** (1:36)
And I'm Elena.

**Ash Kelley** (1:37)
And this is morbid.

**Alaina Urquhart** (1:52)
This is morbid.

**Ash Kelley** (1:54)
Morbidito.

**Alaina Urquhart** (1:55)
It's gonna be a morbid one for sure.

**Ash Kelley** (1:57)
Is it?

**Alaina Urquhart** (1:57)
It is.

**Ash Kelley** (1:58)
What are you doing?

**Alaina Urquhart** (1:59)
Amusement park disasters, part two, baby.

**Ash Kelley** (2:02)
She takes us here again. She takes us here again. I remember last time I went to Disney, and I posted, everyone was like, damn, didn't you say you were never getting on another roller coaster again? Yeah. I was like, no, I trust Disney.

**Alaina Urquhart** (2:13)
Then I went, okay.

**Ash Kelley** (2:15)
No, don't look at me like that. She just had the smuggest look on her big red head.

**Alaina Urquhart** (2:24)
We're doing theme parks today.

**Ash Kelley** (2:26)
You're doing theme parks?

**Alaina Urquhart** (2:27)
Not just amusement parks.

**Ash Kelley** (2:28)
Oh, goodness. I haven't been to, I mean, it'll be a while, I think, before I go back to Disney because I was just there.

**Alaina Urquhart** (2:35)
Yeah. So for sure.
That's so, you know, my thing.

**Ash Kelley** (2:40)
Talk to me.

**Alaina Urquhart** (2:40)
I'm realizing more and more that I and this is not everybody's bag. Obviously, I'm just like a little bitch when it comes to like not wanting to die.
So I am not one of those people who seeks risk in any way, shape or form. And I'm OK admitting that I know that probably makes me a little boring and that's fine.

**Ash Kelley** (3:04)
I don't think it necessarily makes you boring. I think you're exciting in different ways.

**Alaina Urquhart** (3:08)
I think, well, I try to be, but I'm certainly boring in that way. I think because when I say don't seek out risk, I don't seek out risk in any way. If something is risky, no, I know for me.

**Ash Kelley** (3:21)
I know that's where we've always differ.

**Alaina Urquhart** (3:22)
Yeah, we differ violently in that.

**Ash Kelley** (3:24)
My God, I was risky business as a younger girl.

**Alaina Urquhart** (3:27)
And I've never been a risky business person. I've always had a really healthy, maybe unhealthy at times, respect for the, for my mortality.

**Ash Kelley** (3:38)
Your chart in general, though, and it makes so much sense because even just like even just looking at your big three, you are a Capricorn sun. So you are so rooted to this earth you don't want to go.

**Alaina Urquhart** (3:49)
Yeah, no, you are a Virgo rising.

**Ash Kelley** (3:53)
So the older you get, even less likely you are to seek that out. And then you're a cancer moon. So you're like, like you're good where you are.

**Alaina Urquhart** (4:04)
Yeah.

**Ash Kelley** (4:05)
You know what I mean? Like you like your home. You like your things. You like your creature comforts.

**Alaina Urquhart** (4:10)
I like my routines. Yeah, like my.
Yeah, that's how.

**Ash Kelley** (4:13)
And also like you're not. I mean, you're a goat. You're a crab.
And I forget what represents Virgo.

**Alaina Urquhart** (4:21)
A virgin.

**Ash Kelley** (4:22)
There you go. I'm not willing to change stubborn and unwilling to change.

**Alaina Urquhart** (4:27)
Yeah, that's me.

**Ash Kelley** (4:28)
Yeah.

**Alaina Urquhart** (4:29)
And it's I think finally I've realized, like, like I'm like, all right, yeah, that's just who I am because I've always been like, I know I just don't like it and I don't know why. But then I was finally like, I don't I swear you hit a certain age and you're just like, oh, yeah, fuck it. Like because I was just like, oh, yeah, that's just I'm boring. And that's OK.