Amazon Driver Pees on His Shoes & Gay Bar or Steakhouse?

SPEAKER_1 (0:00)

The choice of a lawyer is an important decision and should not be based solely on advertisements.

Rizzuto (0:34)

You're listening to The Rizz Show and well, I guess we have to do this because they asked me to. Happy birthday, Riz.

Rizzuto (0:40)

I'm going to see Chris later. I've never been to one of these media days.

Rizzuto (0:50)

Oh really?

Tony Patrico (0:51)

Never. You're going to enjoy it.

Rizzuto (0:54)

Have you been? There's free food, right? I know that.

Tony Patrico (0:58)

It's fun, yeah. I always enjoy it.

Rizzuto (1:00)

But is it like the Cardinal 1s that we used to have, we used to go to?

Jeff Burton (1:04)

It's just like that.

Somebody will get up and speak and tell you about everything. The giveaways. Oh.

Moon Valjean (1:11)

Brownies.

Rizzuto (1:12)

They roll out new food.

Moon Valjean (1:13)

Do we get brownies?

Rizzuto (1:14)

Yeah, they tell us what new food is at Enterprise.

Get to sample some stuff. I'll give you a full report. That's where I'm going.

Jeff Burton (1:23)

Good.

Rizzuto (1:24)

Full report. Tomorrow.

They're nice to get back at Enterprise Center. Hey, it's really crazy how with ring cameras basically on every front door, people do stuff in front of a house, right? Morons.

You're gonna get caught. Okay, so I know you are not an Amazon Prime person. Is there a reason why you're holding out?

Jeff Burton (1:56)

We just don't use it that often. It's pointless to subscribe if you're not using it as much.

Rizzuto (2:02)

I mean, you're Amazon Prime, right? It's not your Amazon Prime?

Tony Patrico (2:04)

We are, but it's coming up at the end of October or this month. So I think, I don't know, we've been debating because it's still free if you do two day shipping.

Rizzuto (2:12)

Okay.

Tony Patrico (2:13)

So I'm like, do we really need to spend 180 bucks or whatever it is?

Rizzuto (2:17)

Is it a year? Yeah. 180 bucks a year?

Moon Valjean (2:19)

180?

I'm paying 180 bucks. I think so. A year.

Jeff Burton (2:23)

Sorry, Mel.

Moon Valjean (2:24)

To shop. Yeah.

SPEAKER_1 (2:26)

At a place that already gives you free shipping.

Rizzuto (2:29)

But I feel like I'm paying to be in an exclusive club.

Moon Valjean (2:31)

Oh, but I get to watch the solid D plus acting of Reacher and some of these other shows. Okay.

Rizzuto (2:37)

So 180 bucks. Let's break it down.

Jeff Burton (2:41)

You're practically paying for shipping then with that.

Rizzuto (2:44)

Yeah. You're paying for shipping. So 180 divided by three.

Moon Valjean (2:48)

By the way, I was watching that last night again.

Rizzuto (2:50)

It's 50 cents a day.

Moon Valjean (2:51)

I was telling Mallory, I was like, yo, I was telling the guys about how I can't watch this Reacher show because every time he walks, he walks so funny. And Riz said it looks like he's walking with something in his butt. And last night, the opening scene of the next episode, I go, look at this. Here he is getting out of the car, cameraman doing him dirty, foot, you know, feet to head. I got to watch this guy walk. And he comes in like this. And I go, oh my god, Riz is right.

SPEAKER_7 (3:13)

There's something in his butt.

Jeff Burton (3:14)

There's something going on there.

Rizzuto (3:16)

Well, oh, is Reacher on Amazon Prime?

Moon Valjean (3:19)

I think so, yeah.

Rizzuto (3:20)

Amazon Prime Show. Well, you know, Prime members expect fast shipping and, you know, careful handling. But one guy in New York City got a little more than he bargained for when an Amazon driver decided to use his apartment lobby as his personal restroom. So ring camera footage shows the uniform wearing Amazon Prime driver brazenly urinating all over a hallway, all over furniture and the guy's shoes that are outside the door.

Moon Valjean (3:54)

Oh my goodness.

Jeff Burton (3:55)

Sucks.

Rizzuto (3:57)

Come on. The shoes.

SPEAKER_7 (4:00)

The shoes.

Jeff Burton (4:01)

These shoes.

Rizzuto (4:03)

I, okay.

Jeff Burton (4:04)

What kind of shoes?

Rizzuto (4:06)

It doesn't matter.

Moon Valjean (4:07)

I would say if you leave shoes outside, you're asking for it.

Rizzuto (4:09)

No, but that's a thing you do. You're definitely asking for spiders.

Moon Valjean (4:11)

That's what I was saying.

Rizzuto (4:12)

You're asking for spiders.

Moon Valjean (4:12)

Not in New York City, but that's a thing you do. Scorpions and raccoon poop.

Rizzuto (4:17)

You leave your shoes outside sometimes.

Jeff Burton (4:18)

New Yorkers leave their shoes outside?

Rizzuto (4:20)

Yeah. Who does that?