Alonzo Bodden + Andy Dick (Carolla Classics)

**Adam Carolla** (0:00)
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**Alison Rosen** (0:53)
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**Giovanni** (1:45)
Classics, I'm your host, super fan, Giovanni. This is the podcast where we play the best moments, highlights and fans select the clips from all 17 years of the Adam Corolla Show. If you'd like to access the entire archive of the Adam Corolla Show, as well as the Adam and Dr. Drew Show, and the newer podcast, Beat It Out, make sure to check out Adam Corolla's Substack, adamcorolla.substack.com. Sign up, subscribe, listen ad free. And if you'd like to request a clip, please email us, classics.adamcorolla.com. Now on to the clips. Coming up first, we have Adam Corolla Show 714, featuring Alonzo Bodden, Alison Rosen and Bryan Bishop from 2011
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**Alison Rosen** (2:20)
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**Andy Dick** (2:32)
Fantastic.

**Alison Rosen** (2:33)
Men in Black, one through three.

**Adam Carolla** (2:35)
That's what I'm talking about.

**Alison Rosen** (2:36)
Mean Girls. Shut up. Titanic. I'm the key in the world. And so much more. For Showtimes, press nothing. They're free. 24-7.

**Bryan Bishop** (2:45)
That is so a fetch.

**Alison Rosen** (2:47)
On Pluto TV. Stream now. Pay never.
Adam Carolla. Yeah.

**Adam Carolla** (2:52)
Get it on. Got to get it on. No choice but to get it on. Mandate. Get it on.
Sorry, my voice is blown out. I just got back from a crazy tour. Me and Mike August traveling around like- Eat more pussy. Yeah. Yeah, we did. Traveling like Steve Martin and John Candy.

**Bryan Bishop** (3:11)
Oh, yeah.

**Bryan Bishop** (3:12)
Just watched that movie.

**Adam Carolla** (3:13)
Yeah. Had to tell some 22-year-old waitress about it the other day.

**Bryan Bishop** (3:17)
She's like, who?

**Adam Carolla** (3:19)
And who's John Candy? I'm like, Jesus Christ, I feel so old. Yeah, we started in Philly. We went to Detroit, we went to Chicago, and we went to Denver, and we did a bunch of shows and all the cities were great.
Problem, Mike Lynch, who has a great sense of humor, timing and understands the act and normally runs the Macintosh computer, because it's kind of a PowerPoint presentation, could not make it because he just shit out, I mean, proudly gave birth to a child.

**Marshall Cook** (3:50)
So selfish of him.

**Adam Carolla** (3:53)
So this was just me and Mike August. And Mike doesn't know what the fuck he's doing with the Macintosh computer.
And we're playing these big theaters, and I'm just up on stage, Mike's like trying to get through the shit and stuff falling, he can't get stuff onto the screen. Now the comedy begins with us in LA, which is the Macintosh is as big a laptop as there is. As a matter of fact, it's in the next room. Michael bring it in here.

**Bryan Bishop** (4:23)
You got the MacBook Pro, the big one.

**Adam Carolla** (4:25)
heavy. It's a big bar of soap. Bryan loves to argue with me, but it is big, there ain't a sharp edge on it, there ain't a finger grab on it.