Allergy Adventures, Fecal Fiascos & Late-Night Chicken Soup
The Rizzuto Show | Daily Comedy Podcast
September 15, 2026
Rafe might have allergies. Or a cold. Or he might simply be preparing for pharmaceutical Armageddon. Either way, he arrives with enough medication spread across the desk to make the studio look like a Walgreens with microphones.
Speakers Rizz, Rafe, Moon, Lern, Devon
TopicsComedySociety & Culture
SPEAKER_1 (0:00)
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Rizz (1:01)
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SPEAKER_3 (2:02)
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Rafe (2:36)
Hey.
Rizz (2:41)
Rafe's got a Walgreens set up in front of him.
Moon (2:44)
So what do you got there?
SPEAKER_1 (2:44)
You got...
Moon (2:45)
What do you got there?
SPEAKER_1 (2:47)
You want it?
Rafe (2:47)
What you want, dude? I got Mucinex Kickstart. Mucinex Kickstart.
Rizz (2:54)
Is that a new brand of Mucinex?
SPEAKER_1 (2:55)
Probably. I know.
Rafe (2:56)
It was in one of them like two packs. It's got the night time, day time. I got some ZiCams, Shortens Colds, Squirt It Up Your Nose gear. I've got...
SPEAKER_1 (3:04)
Oh, that's where you put it.
Rizz (3:05)
ZiTom. I've been putting it somewhere else.
Rafe (3:07)
Rapid Melts.
Rizz (3:07)
Yeah.
Rafe (3:08)
I did both just in case. I put it in a pee hole.
Lern (3:11)
Oh. You should put it in every orifice.
Rizz (3:13)
Yeah.
Rafe (3:15)
You don't think like I do.
Lern (3:15)
When you're in a pinch and you got things going on, just shove it up there. Oh, my God. Let it dissolve everywhere.
Nose, mouth.
Rizz (3:23)
It's not a suppository.
Lern (3:24)
It's a sounder.
Rafe (3:26)
Like Moon said, ZiCam, it's the sound of healing.
Rizz (3:28)
No.
Rafe (3:30)
Yeah, that's what that little thing, a hole is for. You put it, you just dock it to your feels. No.
Rizz (3:35)
I've been using it wrong the whole time.
Rafe (3:37)
That's how you cure a UTI.
SPEAKER_1 (3:39)
I know that.
Rafe (3:42)
I'm here for your ZiCam rapid melts.
Rizz (3:44)
For your health tips.
Rafe (3:45)
Devin gave me a red packet of something called Hong Sam Wan.
Lern (3:50)
Devin does Eastern Medicine.
Rizz (3:52)
Is that you get that at the gas station?
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