“All You Had To Do Was Not Steal A Trash Can” – Viral Knicks Fan Loses High‑Paying Wall Street Job artwork

“All You Had To Do Was Not Steal A Trash Can” – Viral Knicks Fan Loses High‑Paying Wall Street Job

Valuetainment

June 26, 2026

A viral video from the New York Knicks championship parade shows a woman emptying a blue‑and‑orange Knicks‑branded public trash can onto a Manhattan sidewalk and then walking off with the can, later spotted riding the subway with it; online sleuths identified her as Angie Báez, a 40‑year‑old...
Speakers: Humberto
**SPEAKER_1** (0:00)
You gotta protect your trash cans moving forward. Can you imagine with everything that's going on, a lady, you almost can't believe it, this lady right here dumps the trash, play the clip, please, dumps the trash just to walk away with the trash can. I saw this video a few times on X, I didn't even know what the hell was going on. I'm like, why is this such a big deal? Okay, so I skipped past it. Women who emptied Nick's trash can on street, then stole it, fired from JPMorgan Chase, she was a DI executive. What? Yes, this lady right here, that's going to be her resume for the rest of her life. Every time she goes to a job interview, they're going to say, why did you get fired from JPMorgan Chase? Well, because of political differences, because of racial discrimination, because I'm gay, because I'm lesbian, because she's going to make all these stories up. But the reality of it is, who is interested in hiring somebody like this, who's going to the public stealing trash cans, and their job was DEI.
Can you imagine that? So this lady's name is what I want to give her proper credit. What is her name? So she gets Angie Báez, 40 years old, was promoted to Executive Director of Community and Industry Engagement for Card and Connected Commerce at JPMorgan Chase more than a year ago, according to her LinkedIn profile. She previously served as the Executive Director for Diversity, Equity and Inclusion at New York Best-based review website The Infatuation, which Chase acquired as part of the broader push into a lifestyle and experimental content. You know, she previously, and then sources say in her bio on the Infatuation website, Báez described as someone whose dedication to making a positive impact shines through in every aspect of her work.
How do you view this story? I mean, what is this all about, Humberto?

**Humberto** (1:50)
This is the dumbest thing I heard. You know how much the executive makes, idea executive makes?

**SPEAKER_1** (1:56)
Couple hundred thousand dollars a year.

**Humberto** (1:57)
Between $250,000 to $450,000, all right? You just need to keep quiet and not seal trash cans. That's all you need to do. Angie is going to be fine. The reason why Angie is going to be fine is because there are thousands of nonprofit organizations in New York City that are going to say, I want to hire her. She's exactly what I'm looking for. Plus, she's kind of famous as a Nick Trash lady. So Angie is going to be fine.

**SPEAKER_1** (2:19)
Tom, should we hire her? Are you saying, like, are you thinking we bring her as the EI of Valuetainment? We may.

**Humberto** (2:27)
You'll get a ton of views.

**SPEAKER_3** (2:28)
You know what? If you bring her, you will get views. This is basically, your life is public everywhere. And if you want to be a numbskull, a knucklehead, and those are the only words I'll use. I won't use anything that you could accuse me of any other thing. I'm just going to say, that is such a knucklehead move. You wanted a Nick souvenir. You saw it. You dumped out the trash on the streets of New York, which a pile of trash on the street of New York under the Menominee administration is called normal. That's Tuesday. It just kind of sits there. But this, you've permanently done it. Can you see what Jamie Dimon was thinking?
Why did she work for us? I don't understand. We're bringing this. Sir, we bought a website to help us with DEI. It was called the Infatuation, I think it was called, sir. Wait, we bought that shit? Yeah, we did. She came with it? Yep. All right, we're done here. But can you just see, honestly, sitting back?

**SPEAKER_1** (3:21)
She just launched a queer and BIPOC-owned talent agency. So if anybody out there from our audience that's watching, that wants to be part of a talent agency and you're a queer.
Or BIPOC. Just launched a BIPOC, what does that mean?

**Humberto** (3:37)
I don't know.

**SPEAKER_1** (3:38)
What does BIPOC mean?

**Humberto** (3:39)
Person of color.

**SPEAKER_1** (3:41)
What does BIPOC mean? Like who colors?

**Humberto** (3:43)
Bisexual person of color.

**SPEAKER_1** (3:45)
Is that seriously? Is that... You're joking.

**SPEAKER_3** (3:47)
I'm not joking.

**SPEAKER_1** (3:48)
Bisexual person of color? No, I think...

**Humberto** (3:51)
Black, indigenous and people of color.

**SPEAKER_1** (3:53)
No, no, no. Black, indigenous and people of color.
Should I qualify for that? People of color. I mean, listen, we are kind of colorful here.

**Humberto** (4:02)
We should join our agency.

**SPEAKER_1** (4:03)
Oh my God. Who are you represented by, Elon? I am represented by the Knicks.

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