Ali Wong: A Joke About Her Ideal Man
Netflix Is A Daily Joke
October 3, 2026
Watch Ali Wong: "Baby Cobra" only on Netflix.
Speakers Ali Wong
Ali Wong (0:30)
I'm a fish, tilacum, all up in my bed every night, you know.
SPEAKER_2 (0:35)
Ooh, wee.
You mess with a Jewish dude, and your body is all fucked up afterwards. It's all red and inflamed, and you're like, I did not ask to be exfoliated today.
Ali Wong (0:49)
This is the last time I go on J-date, more like loofah date.
SPEAKER_2 (0:54)
Thanks for the rug burn, Avi.
Ali Wong (1:02)
And then Asian men, no body odor, none. They just smell like responsibility.
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