Alarm Clocks, AI Apocalypse & Meatball Mishaps

Rizz (0:01)

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Rizz (1:40)

Oh, boy, how are we feeling today? Good?

SPEAKER_4 (1:43)

We're feeling good.

Moon (1:44)

We're chipper. We've gotten a lot off of our shoulders.

Lern (1:47)

Well, yes, but also, I was almost a, are you going to be joining us today, text girl, because I slept through three of my alarms.

Rizz (1:55)

You set three alarms?

Lern (1:56)

I do.

Rizz (1:58)

I would say, I would say for me, of the five days we got up early, I got up before my alarm three to four of those days.

Lern (2:06)

Well, good for you. I am not that.

Rizz (2:08)

So you all sleep up to your alarms?

Moon (2:11)

No, probably 30% of the time I make it to an alarm.

Rizz (2:15)

Huh. Oh, yeah, I'm about to say. Every time.

Lern (2:18)

I'm through, so my alarms start going off incrementally, right? We have the early alarm that's blissful. It's like, hey girl, like, hey boo, wake up.

Rizz (2:25)

You wake up to a song?

Lern (2:26)

I wake up to like a little like climbing chime. It's very beautiful.

Rizz (2:29)

So my wife does too. It's very annoying.

Lern (2:31)

And then the second alarm gets a little bit more aggressive. And then it's like, okay, boo, get up. And then the third alarm. Well, right now it's the Atlanta Rhythm section, Spooky, which is really an it's kind of gotten an annoying, spooky beginning.

Do you know what I'm talking? Do you know the Atlanta Rhythm section?

Rizz (2:49)

I'm sure if I heard it.

Lern (2:50)

Let me just play this one thing.

Rizz (2:51)

My alarm is as if a submarine is going under.

Rafe (2:54)

Yeah.

Lern (2:55)

Right.

Rafe (2:55)

Red alert.

Rizz (2:56)

Yeah. Mine is a red alert.

Rafe (2:58)

The submarine. We don't practice self-love the same way they do. You and I, I have a feeling are the same.

Rizz (3:04)

It might as well be a hand just slaps me in the face awake.

Lern (3:07)

Well, it was, it used to, like a couple of months ago, it was crazy from Aerosmith. So it would be Stephen Tyler going, come here, baby.

Rizz (3:13)

Oh.

Lern (3:14)

Or crying.

Rizz (3:15)

Yeah. Whichever one.

Lern (3:15)

And so this is now what I got going on. But it's just, it's just a little.

SPEAKER_4 (3:29)

Oh, that's a great song. Yeah.

Lern (3:30)

Do you know what this song is?

KC Classics. All right. Anyway, so that's what I wake up to now. Now I'm thinking I got to maybe change that because it's not as aggressive.

Rafe (3:53)

Yeah, dude. I don't know how you do it. I can't trust myself that I won't just incorporate a song right into my dream.