Alanna Ubach + Larry Miller (Carolla Classics)

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**Giovanni** (1:20)
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**Adam Carolla** (1:54)
At first, I didn't think it was real.

**Giovanni** (2:05)
Come with me if you want to live.

**Adam Carolla** (2:07)
There were thousands of movies and shows, and they were all free.

**Larry Miller** (2:10)
The truth is ours.

**SPEAKER_3** (2:11)
It's just so beautiful.

**Adam Carolla** (2:13)
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**Dawson** (2:24)
Adam's guest today, the director of You Again, Andy Fickman, plus, Bob Bryan, and fill in for Teresa on the News, Alanna Ubach, plus, Larry Miller for the Hypothetical Road Trip Game. And now, para asusar esta intervención en español, por favor, marque dos.
Adam Carolla.

**Adam Carolla** (2:47)
Oh, although, it makes sense for Alanna Ubach, who we have here. Is the mic on?

**Alanna Ubach** (2:53)
Is the mic on?

**Adam Carolla** (2:55)
No. Can you hear it now?
Yeah.

**Alanna Ubach** (2:57)
Okay, I love it.

**Adam Carolla** (2:58)
Sometimes we like to wait until the show starts.

**Alanna Ubach** (3:00)
No, we have it. It's technical of the difficult.

**Adam Carolla** (3:03)
What is your background, Alanna?

**Alanna Ubach** (3:06)
Just weird and fucked up.

**Adam Carolla** (3:08)
Yeah. That's what made you funny.

**Alanna Ubach** (3:11)
Yeah. No, my dad was from San Juan.
And my mother's from Sinaloa. I believe that's the crystal capital of the world.

**Adam Carolla** (3:19)
Now, Puerto Ricans, it's basically that's the East Coast. That's your Mexicans over there, right?

**Alanna Ubach** (3:26)
Yeah, exactly.

**Adam Carolla** (3:27)
Well, what do you think? If you were to be honest, you were just to stop your average person in Orange County.

**Alanna Ubach** (3:36)
Which is the Mexican Beverly Hills, by the way.

**Adam Carolla** (3:38)
And, well, it's...

**Alanna Ubach** (3:40)
Downy.

**Adam Carolla** (3:41)
White people. Oh, Downy. Yeah, yeah. That's what I know. I'm sorry. Let's say you stopped your average person in Irvine. Your average white dude in Irvine.
And you said, what do you think of the Mexicans? Like, you know, one to ten. Ten being best. What do you think? Like, give me a number. And then you stopped your average person in Manhattan.
And you said to him, Puerto Rican, what do you think? One to ten. Give me a rating. Who would rate higher?

**Alanna Ubach** (4:12)
I don't know.

**Adam Carolla** (4:12)
Or lower? You know what I mean?

**Alanna Ubach** (4:14)
Yeah. You must know my maid. You know, I mean, I don't know. I've been mistaken for a lot of maids.

**Adam Carolla** (4:19)
Is there disdain for Puerto Ricans on the East Coast? Or they just looked at, that's the guy who mows your lawn?

**Alanna Ubach** (4:25)
No, actually, we're kind of the...
Puerto Ricans and Cubans are considered... We're at the highest pinnacle of the pyramid of respect.

**Adam Carolla** (4:38)