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Aging Rock Stars & Marathon Mishaps

The Rizzuto Show | Daily Comedy Podcast

September 17, 2026

Apparently retirement is optional when you’re a rock star. This comedy podcast kicks off with the crew looking at aging music legends who refuse to leave the stage, from Paul McCartney and Rod Stewart to Lionel Richie, Iron Maiden, Metallica and the Rolling Stones.

Speakers Scott Rizzuto, Marlon Wayans, Tony Patrico, Jeff Burton, Moon Valjean, Devon, Judy Scheindlin

TopicsComedySociety & Culture

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Headline in the Wall Street Journal, not even a stroke can stop these aging rock stars from going on stage. And it was a whole article about, you know, how...

these older acts are still going strong and making a lot of money. I mean, we just had ACDC roll through last week.

Tony Patrico (3:31)

And was great.

Scott Rizzuto (3:32)

And was great. And that dome was sold out.

SPEAKER_2 (3:37)

Yeah.

Scott Rizzuto (3:37)

It was pretty close to it.

Jeff Burton (3:39)

I mean, it was full.

Scott Rizzuto (3:40)

I heard they called it a sellout.

SPEAKER_2 (3:42)

Yeah.

Scott Rizzuto (3:42)

I mean, I don't know if every seat was bought, but close enough.

But if you thought getting older meant retiring, you know, to a rocking chair, you know, nobody told these... These classic rock royalty members.

Tony Patrico (3:56)

I was on the phone a couple of days ago with Robin Trower, who was in Procol Haram, had a very fantastic solo career, and he's got a new album coming out later this month. He's going to be at the Factory in October as well. He's 81 years old. And I asked him, I was like, you know, what keeps you going? And it's just all they know. Like, he didn't have a backup plan for his life.

Music was all he thought about.

Scott Rizzuto (4:20)

He was like, I wonder if he's got money saved.

Tony Patrico (4:22)

Well, I looked up his net worth. He's about 4 million. So he's not like a huge success financially, but he is one of the best guitarists to ever walk this earth.

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