Topics: Comedy
**Adam Carolla** (0:01)
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**SPEAKER_2** (0:08)
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**SPEAKER_3** (0:30)
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**Giovanni** (1:32)
Welcome to Corolla Classics. I'm your host, super fan, Giovanni. This is a podcast where we play the best moments, highlights and fan select clips from all 17 years, The Adam Carolla Show. If you'd like to access the entire archive of The Adam Carolla Show, The Adam and Dr. Drew Show, as well as a newer podcast, Beat It Out, check out Adam Carolla's sub stack, adamcarolla.substack.com. Sign up, subscribe and listen ad free. If you'd like to request a clip, please email us classics.adamcarolla.com. All right, let's get to the clips. Come up first, we have Adam Carolla Show 2093 This one's just Adam, Gina Grad and Bryan Bishop live in studio.
**Adam Carolla** (2:01)
Hope you guys enjoy it.
**SPEAKER_5** (2:07)
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**SPEAKER_6** (2:20)
Fantastic.
**SPEAKER_5** (2:21)
The Matrix trilogy.
**Giovanni** (2:22)
Welcome to the real world.
**SPEAKER_5** (2:24)
Mean Girls. Shut up. Titanic.
**SPEAKER_6** (2:26)
I'm the key in the world.
**SPEAKER_5** (2:28)
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**SPEAKER_2** (2:33)
That is so fetch.
**SPEAKER_5** (2:34)
On Pluto TV. Stream now. Pay never.
**SPEAKER_8** (2:36)
Good day Gina Grad. Good day to you. And Paul Bryan.
**Adam Carolla** (2:39)
We gotta head north.
**Bryan Bishop** (2:41)
Back for the Bay Area. Who is that?
That was Vinny doing his Vestor Salon. You probably thought it was Vestor Salon himself, but it was actually Vinny Tortorice.
**SPEAKER_2** (2:49)
Tried to block that out.
**SPEAKER_8** (2:51)
I, so Bryan back from up north, me back from up north, me around outside of Portland there, going whitewater rafting with the family, although not with my family, with someone else's family.
**Giovanni** (3:03)
It was a family. It was.
**SPEAKER_8** (3:03)
Because Sunny and Lynette pushed out.
**Adam Ray** (3:06)
Did you get in the single rider line?
**SPEAKER_8** (3:09)
Yeah, it was just, it was fine. I took, I took Natalia this time. We both jumped off the bridge into the frigid water, 43 degrees, you know, freshly melted snow. So interesting stuff. Let's talk about, first things first.
I don't pick up a lot of rental cars. That's Mike August's job. As someone, either somebody picks me up at the airport, they send a car, they send a limo, Mike goes and gets the rental car, meets me back at the terminal. So there's not a lot of that. So I do not do a lot of picking up of my own car, but-
**Bryan Bishop** (3:43)
You're lucky, it's a miserable experience.
**SPEAKER_8** (3:45)
You guys tell me if it's a little catches, a little too catches catch canny, which is, I'm saying to, saying, I know we're going to be driving. I've been there. So we're in Washington state and we're just on the other side of the river and Oregon's on the other side. And we're about 40 minutes away from the Portland airport. Very beautiful, scenic, amazing.
Vistas and waterfalls and nature, but lots of driving, got to drive. You're not near anywhere.
**Bryan Bishop** (4:18)
So part of the charm next to the airport.
**SPEAKER_8** (4:20)
Yeah, I love the drive.
**Adam Ray** (4:21)
And so I say that drive together, right?
**SPEAKER_8** (4:23)
Yeah.
**Adam Ray** (4:24)
Yeah, it's great.
**SPEAKER_8** (4:25)
Well, let's see. I drove from Spokane to Portland, which was a great drive for me all along the, I think Columbia river. And then we took a drive from Seattle.
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