Adam Carolla's SHOCKING Realization About New York: It's BETTER Than California!

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From Corolla One Studios in Glendale, California, this is The Adam Carolla Show. Today, we'll discuss the news. It'll be Mike Dawson, and now, Adam Carolla.

**Adam Carolla** (2:37)
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I was in New York and was doing some shows over there. And you know, the thing about New York, I walked a lot.
New York is clean. It's not a mess. Los Angeles is a mess. Yes. And New York is clean. And I know you don't think of New York as clean, but it is relatively clean. When you, I walked on the high line, you know, down to the whatever and the, you know, down to the village and then crossed or whatever. And Mike and I walked for a lot of blocks. And at some point I just sort of looked around and I said, Mike, there's no graffiti or garbage anywhere. Now there are parts of New York that are messier than others, but by and large, I walked a lot, I drove a lot. I went from one end of the island to the other. I mean, not one end there, but we're covering a lot of ground. Relatively clean and not a lot of, I didn't see graffiti.
I see it pretty well kept up. And what Dr. Drew always says is, cause he lives here and he lives there or he's got a place there or whatever, he goes, I don't really mind paying my taxes in New York cause I feel like I get something. You can walk that high line. It's nice. It's well kept up. It's not garbagey. It's not graffiti. It's like, you can't have that in Los Angeles. You cannot have nice things. We can't have a bridge with plants on it and lighting and stuff.

**Mike Dawson** (4:28)
We can have a beautiful drawing of it.

**Adam Carolla** (4:30)
We're the number one rendering capital of the world.
I will put, you know, France in the 30s against Paris in the 30s, I'll put their renderings up against our renderings any day. We'll beat them. Now, we cannot execute anything. I'll give you for an example. In LA, there was this bridge. I used to talk about my stand-up show. I used to pass it on the way to the Burbank Airport. So I'd see it every other week when I was going to the Burbank Airport. They were building a new overpass.