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**Adam Carolla** (0:00)
In this episode, Rudy's the guest, and Rudy does the news. And we'll do that right after this.

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From Corolla One Studios in Glendale, California, this is The Adam Carolla Show. Today, Rudy Pavich delivers the news.

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And now, Adam Carolla.

**Adam Carolla** (1:00)
The chosen are going to mandate you, get it on. Thanks for tuning in. Thanks for telling a friend. We love that about you. Rudy's hanging in. We'll do the first part and then Rudy will return with the news as well. So new things for us to discuss, societal things.
First things first, Linda Blair. Remember Linda Blair from The Exorcist? And I don't know what else.
She has 250 dogs and she runs a dog rescue thing. And I think, I don't know, did Linda Blair ever have kids? Bet they didn't. I bet she didn't. Or maybe I don't know. It's like Heidi Fleiss rescues parrots. I feel like when women don't have kids, they gotta channel their shit somewhere.

**Rudy Pavich** (1:57)
People without children show pictures of their pets.

**Adam Carolla** (1:59)
No marriages or kids. So here's the thing.
Most 65 year old white women have had kids because they went to an era where people had kids. Like if you go, you take a 20 year old girl today, right? And then you fast forward and we're talking about her when she's 65 I don't know if she's had kids or not because nobody has kids, but she was born in 1957 and she should have kids. So I just said she doesn't have kids based on nothing other than she's saving 250 dogs.

**Rudy Pavich** (2:38)
Yeah.

**Adam Carolla** (2:38)
Which is not an instinct that people have who have kids.

**Rudy Pavich** (2:42)
I was walking down the streets of Seattle last week about 8 AM and there's a woman who turned the corner with a baby stroller and I thought to myself, that woman looks a little too old to have a baby stroller. And then as I got closer, I was like, Oh, that is because she has a cat on the inside of that baby stroller. That is not a good sign.

**Adam Carolla** (2:57)
This is why I'll always clip that stroller with my car, just on the off chance. On the off chance there's a cat in there.

**Rudy Pavich** (3:06)
Couple of crow's feet, that stroller ain't coming back home.

**Adam Carolla** (3:09)
Yeah. So she's rescuing dogs. So then I mentioned to Andrew that sounds nuts. And then Andrew mentioned that he sheltered some of her dogs and that it's not nuts, which then made me just think Andrew's nuts and she's nuts. But how did that work, Andrew, with this story? And I know her neighbors are mad. And listen, let me say this about neighbors. You're allowed to get mad at any activity that is like sort of outside of the bounds of what is. You know what I mean? There you go, like, if you collect a bunch of cars and you keep them on your lawn, then they can get pissed. And if you keep a bunch of old rotted out sofas on your lawn, if you paint your fascia purple, and if you have 200 dogs, your neighbors are allowed to go, fuck that.
Because there's a little, you know, an agreement. Yeah. You know? And I don't like nosy neighbors and Mrs. Kravitz and everything, but I could see. Someone lived next to me and had 250 dogs. I'd have some thoughts about it.
Andrew, you.

**Andrew** (4:19)
She has a compound in Acton, California. It's not like she's got 250 dogs at a house in Toluca Lake.

**Adam Carolla** (4:25)
Right.

**Andrew** (4:25)
It's a big space and she knew people in Toluca Lake, in our neighborhood. And they were like, yeah, we need to foster this dog, this dog, that dog.
It's a pretty thriving network in Los Angeles, just through social media.

**Adam Carolla** (4:40)
Fostering dogs.

**Andrew** (4:41)
Fostering dogs. Yeah. And a lot of people, I will say this, a lot of people I know in LA will, they'll be fostering like three or four dogs at a time. So they'll have like six dogs in their house.