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Superfan Giovanni (1:16)

Welcome to Corolla Classics. I'm your host, Superfan Giovanni. This is the podcast where we play the best moments, highlights and fans select clips from all 17 years of the Adam Carolla Show. If you'd like to gain access to the ad-free archives of the Adam Carolla Show, the Adam Dr. Drew Show and the podcast Beat It Out, make sure to check out Adam Carolla Substack, adamcarolla.substack.com. If you'd like to request a clip, please e-mails classics.adamcarolla.com.

All right, let's get to the clips.

First, we have Adam Carolla Show 2033 featuring Dave Berry, Matt Atchity, Gina Grad and Bryan Bishop. This one's from March of 2017 Check it out.

Mike Dawson (1:50)

And now, he wasn't a fan of Chuck Berry's work as a musician, but he loved his work as a pervert, Adam Carolla.

Adam Carolla (2:00)

Yeah, get it on. Got to get it on. No choice but to get on, Mandy. Get it on. Thanks for tuning in.

SPEAKER_7 (2:07)

Thanks for telling a friend.

Adam Carolla (2:09)

Thanks for sharing all the good news we give you every day here on the show. Good day, Gina Grad.

Gina Grad (2:13)

Good day to you. In case I haven't made it clear, you suck.

SPEAKER_9 (2:18)

Matt Atchity, everybody.

Adam Carolla (2:20)

Just checking Matt Atchity. Just checking them Rotten Tomatoes today. Always looking and seeing what's out there.

Oh man, just blindsided with Kong.

I never go and see movies. Did you see Kong? No, because I said to Sonny, I said, Sonny, did you see Kong? And he said, yep. And I said, you want to see it again with your old man? And he said, yep. And he really dug at Kong. And then I said, good, Saturday night, we shall see Kong. And then the biggest problem was, do we go 3D Kong at 8 p.m. or regular Kong at 530 p.m.?

SPEAKER_11 (3:03)

That's a lot of Kong.

Adam Carolla (3:04)

It's a lot of Kong and a big decision to make. And then found out there was a kid's birthday party.

My house, we don't keep schedules until the thing happens.

Bryan Bishop (3:13)

It's happening. It's upon us.

Adam Carolla (3:15)

It's until it's upon us. So then I always find out things are upon us. So no Kong.

Gina Grad (3:20)

No big dry erase board in the kitchen.

Adam Carolla (3:22)

Not so much. It's an improv house. It's an improv house. Fast and loose.

We're like a jazz quartet, except for nobody can really play. But we improvise. But no one can play their instruments. So it's modern jazz.

SPEAKER_12 (3:37)

It's a modern jazz quartet where nobody can control their instruments.

Adam Carolla (3:41)

But we still refuse to learn to read music or study it.

Bryan Bishop (3:45)

That sounds about right.

Adam Carolla (3:47)

Yeah, we do that thing where we're like, we'll just do it two, three, four, and then everybody starts doing their own stuff.

Bryan Bishop (3:51)

What's the plan?

SPEAKER_1 (3:52)

Let's bring it.

Bryan Bishop (3:52)

That's right.

Adam Carolla (3:53)

All right.

SPEAKER_1 (3:53)

Punk rock, right?

Bryan Bishop (3:54)

I need a suggestion from the audience. Get to the party on time.

Adam Carolla (3:57)

But I hear Kong is good.

SPEAKER_12 (3:59)

You see Kong, Atchity?

Matt Atchity (4:00)

I have not seen Kong.

Adam Carolla (4:01)

It is good.

Bryan Bishop (4:02)

It's good.

SPEAKER_12 (4:03)

Yeah, that's what I hear.

Adam Carolla (4:04)

Bryan, do not. You're going to give your daughter an eating disorder. I'm telling you. That's a sweet, what is that, a turkey you made out of craft paper?

SPEAKER_1 (4:11)