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AC/DC Alley, Inflatable Enhancements & The Phone Privacy Crisis

The Rizzuto Show | Daily Comedy Podcast

September 8, 2026

AC/DC has officially taken over St. Louis, and somehow that’s the least dangerous thing happening on today’s show.

Speakers Rizzuto, Lern, Rafe, Moon

TopicsComedySociety & Culture

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SPEAKER_4 (2:31)

Rizzuto.

SPEAKER_3 (2:32)

Rizzuto.

Rizzuto (2:33)

Rizzuto. It was packed. I mean, I saw a video from some of the crowds out there. Damn.

Lern (2:55)

Yeah. It was cool. Like, if you didn't get tickets to the show, you could come see, like, artifacts from their...

Rizzuto (2:59)

God, to be a band... to sell merch at an outside...

Lern (3:11)

That's kind of a cool thing, I think.

Rizzuto (3:12)

It's like a pop-up thing outside of your concert.

Lern (3:15)

It's wild.

Rizzuto (3:16)

Remember the saying, if you go into the show tonight, make sure you get there at 7 Foo Fighters, promptly on stage at 7

Rafe (3:22)

What time do they go on?

SPEAKER_4 (3:23)

7 o'clock.

Lern (3:23)

7 o'clock. Doors open at 6

Rafe (3:25)

Who's the opener?

Rizzuto (3:26)

Foo Fighters.

Moon (3:31)

To be a band and have your own alleyway down in Australia. You know, I was down there. I think I took pictures and sent it to you.

Lern (3:38)

Of what?

Moon (3:39)

Of the alleyway.

They have AC, DC, Lane. Oh, they do.

Lern (3:43)

I don't think you sent me that, but that's tight.

Moon (3:44)

Oh, dude, it's the coolest. It's the coolest. There's like murals, like all the buildings, all the walls.

Lern (3:49)

And it's like the guys are painted.

Moon (3:50)

There's so much AC, DC stuff. It's like, I guess it's, you know, their hometown, wherever it was. I think it's in Melbourne.

Rizzuto (3:57)

Melbourne.

Moon (3:57)

Melbourne.

Rizzuto (3:58)

We'll have fun tonight if you're going. I'm going nowhere near it.

Lern (4:03)

I will report.

Rizzuto (4:04)

Yeah, full report tomorrow. All right, let's do Sexy Time Fun Facts.

SPEAKER_3 (4:22)

Sexy Time Fun Facts.

Rizzuto (4:24)

Remember our buddy with the micro penis and he got his penis enlargement surgery? I haven't heard any new follow-ups.

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