Aaron Chen: A Joke About Getting Into Shape

**Aaron Chen** (0:06)
I need to get into shape, I do. I'm a family man now. I got a sister.
I got a sister, I'm trying to get into shape. I'm getting inspired. I watch my friend do the triathlon. That's running, swimming, and cycling. I don't think I've done those activities in the same calendar year, you know? It's very inspiring. I gotta get inspired to work out. I've been watching sports. You seen this?
They're fit, these guys. I've been watching soccer. I watched the game just today, you know? At half time, they got the commentators to come on, talk about the first half of the match. And one of them, he was talking about a player. He said, this is the most creative player we've ever seen. He's like a book with hundreds of pages, and every page is different. I'm like, that's every book.
If your book has the same pages, I'd say your book is broken, you know? Like, you need to get a new book. But I'm doing it now. I'm working out. I go and I work out. I go to a gym. I go to one of these gyms. Everyone's looking gorgeous, you know? You know, these, some gyms, people don't look good. The gym I'm at, everyone's gorgeous. But they work out with an intensity in their eyes to suggest that they don't believe they look good. That's a real tragedy. It breaks my heart, you know? I have to remind people, you know? I announced it in the change room.
I'm like, fellas, you're looking good. You're looking nice. The lady's got a note too. I don't go, I yell it into the change room. There's no laws against that.
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