a well oiled cheating machine and a lost job | pumpcast szn 3 ep. 14

SPEAKER_1 (0:00)

It was totally fine, Bubba.

Maddie Dragsbaek (0:01)

And the thing about you and me is like, we're in such a good freaking place right now.

SPEAKER_1 (0:04)

Yeah, I'm head over heels in love with you.

Meg Ruocco (0:06)

I'm Gaga over you, Bubba. I know that now.

SPEAKER_1 (0:10)

Bubba, I'm Goo Goo over your Beep-Boo. Bubba, I love a booboo-dee-dee-bee-bee-boo.

SPEAKER_4 (0:16)

Peep-bee, I'm Fafa for Goo Goo.

SPEAKER_1 (0:19)

Peep-bee-booboo time, Bubba. Remember?

Bubba, it's you and me-me.

SPEAKER_4 (0:28)

Against the wah-wah.

SPEAKER_1 (0:29)

That's the world. Wrong time, Bubba, okay? Someday we be peep-a-me-maw.

Meg Ruocco (1:01)

Sandy clobbered me, I couldn't hear.

Maddie Dragsbaek (1:03)

But don't worry, that guy, I still clear.

Meg Ruocco (1:06)

Ah, I'm on the loose, shelter you should seek. Or I'm gonna hit you in the cheek.

Maddie Dragsbaek (1:12)

Yeah, I'm horny, I don't care, I'll fuck my shrink. You said you want something, here's a drink.

Meg Ruocco (1:17)

My dick is incredible, it even thinks. Yeah, I'll fuck your bitch in the sink. I'm better than fine in bed, I'm good.

Fuck your girlfriend's bitch, I could. I wake up in the morning and I cook. I don't read bitch, I don't own books.

Maddie Dragsbaek (1:33)

My nose is all bruised, oh, I better blend. I hope we are now near the end.

Meg Ruocco (1:39)

Your dick is old, it's stale. Yeah, we can tell you got it on sale.

SPEAKER_6 (1:44)

I'm Jax Taylor.

SPEAKER_1 (1:46)

I'm Jax Taylor. Yeah, bitch. I'm Jax Taylor.

SPEAKER_4 (1:50)

I'm Jax Taylor.

Maddie Dragsbaek (1:51)

I'm Jax Taylor.

Meg Ruocco (1:53)

Yeah, bitch. I fuck. I'm Jax Taylor. Hey. Yeah.

What up, bitch?

SPEAKER_1 (2:00)

Hey.

Meg Ruocco (2:01)

Welcome back to the Pumpcast. Yeah, bitch.

SPEAKER_4 (2:05)

I'm Jax Taylor.

Meg Ruocco (2:07)

I'm here on the Pumpcast.

Maddie Dragsbaek (2:09)

I'm on the mic, bitch.

SPEAKER_1 (2:10)

With Maddie and Meg.

Meg Ruocco (2:12)

Jax Taylor, they let me in the studio for one night only. Yeah, bitch.

SPEAKER_6 (2:19)

Dick on the table.

Maddie Dragsbaek (2:20)

Dick on the table, yeah. I'm in the stew.

I'm in the stew.

Meg Ruocco (2:24)

My dick's on the table. Everyone's screaming. They told me, what's that? Had to let them know who's boss.

Welcome back, folks.

SPEAKER_6 (2:39)

Hey, welcome back to the pod.

SPEAKER_4 (2:42)

Welcome back to the Pumpcast, you guys.

Maddie Dragsbaek (2:47)

I'm Maddie Dragsbaek.

Meg Ruocco (2:48)

I am Meg Ruocco.

SPEAKER_5 (2:49)

And boy, do we have a show for you today.

Meg Ruocco (2:52)

You wouldn't even believe what we've got cooking up for you.

Maddie Dragsbaek (2:55)

Obviously, Jax was here momentarily. He already left.

Meg Ruocco (2:58)

We kicked him out. He had to leave.

Maddie Dragsbaek (2:59)

We said, we'll give you one one bar of wrapping. And then you got to go. You got to go. So he's already out.

Meg Ruocco (3:08)

He's in his Uber downstairs and he's leaving.

Maddie Dragsbaek (3:10)

He's going back to court. Yeah, he's driving all the way to court.

SPEAKER_1 (3:13)

Yep.

Maddie Dragsbaek (3:14)

And that's that's the judge's business.

SPEAKER_1 (3:17)

It's none of ours anymore.

Maddie Dragsbaek (3:18)

But we needed to talk about him today, right up top, because he's doing crazy things with AI.

SPEAKER_1 (3:24)

Yeah.

Maddie Dragsbaek (3:24)

And everybody raise your hand if you're shocked.

SPEAKER_4 (3:30)

Okay. All right.

Maddie Dragsbaek (3:32)

Well, and let's keep going then. I am obsessed with this and also the ways that he has been denying that it's AI. Basically, Jax Taylor posted a photo dump on Instagram, and one of the photos was a photo across the dinner table.

SPEAKER_6 (3:48)

Yeah.

Maddie Dragsbaek (3:48)

Presumably of Lori.

SPEAKER_6 (3:50)

Yeah.

Maddie Dragsbaek (3:51)

Except it was an AI generated image. It was just so funny because the body of the woman across the table, this AI generated woman is like tits down.

SPEAKER_6 (4:02)

Yeah.

Maddie Dragsbaek (4:02)

And she has these like perfectly rounded tits with the shirt that's scooping just there.

SPEAKER_6 (4:08)

Yeah.

Meg Ruocco (4:10)

Jax is like, yeah, just a day in the life.

Maddie Dragsbaek (4:13)

This is pretty actually just typical for me, I'd say.

SPEAKER_6 (4:16)

He's like, life lately, camera roll leftovers.

Maddie Dragsbaek (4:20)

Life lately, it's whatever.

SPEAKER_6 (4:21)

Just a little bit of a dumpy for my followers.

Maddie Dragsbaek (4:23)

I'm just hanging out with bitches with giant tits, so that's just pretty much my life lately.

SPEAKER_5 (4:27)

So fucking awesome.

Maddie Dragsbaek (4:28)

I'm going to do that with a photo of you. Yeah, exactly.

SPEAKER_4 (4:31)

Actually, that would be funny.