A New Heights Father’s Day ft. Best Fictional Dads & Bonus Dad Stories From Our Guests | Bonus EP

**SPEAKER_1** (0:00)
They say everything happens for a reason, but I suspect everything happens for a reasons. Like this commercial break. Did you need 15 seconds away from music or 15 seconds to eat a Reese's? Perhaps it's true. Everything happens for a Reese's.

**Jason Kelce** (0:16)
Thank you to our partner HubSpot.

**Travis Kelce** (0:18)
Yeah, you know what makes mom so good at giving advice?

**Jason Kelce** (0:22)
Here we go.

**Travis Kelce** (0:23)
No, seriously, it's not that she's the smartest person alive.

**Jason Kelce** (0:27)
She might be.

**Travis Kelce** (0:28)
Okay, she might be. But it's because she knows everything about you.

**Jason Kelce** (0:32)
Oh, yeah, that's right.

**Travis Kelce** (0:33)
So she always knows exactly what to do.

**Jason Kelce** (0:36)
No matter what.

**Travis Kelce** (0:37)
That's what HubSpot's like. It's a business software that knows your customers, your history, so you always know exactly what to do next.

**Jason Kelce** (0:46)
Okay, let's not tell mom she's a software company, please.

**Travis Kelce** (0:49)
If you want that for your business, check out hubspot.com.

**Jason Kelce** (0:53)
On today's bonus episode, we're gonna be diving back into the Heights hotline.

**Travis Kelce** (0:56)
Ooh, Fred Flintstone, the real version, not the cartoon version.

**Zach Ertz** (1:01)
We're not competing over who's changed the most diapers on the day.

**Jason Kelce** (1:04)
Thank you very much for the call. I kind of don't understand what she's asking.

**Travis Kelce** (1:08)
We did see this billboard you put up for your daughter though.

**Johnny Knoxville** (1:11)
Yeah, that was too good of an idea not to happen.

**Nate Bargatze** (1:14)
You know, which I mean, she's 13, so legally she still has to live here.

**Travis Kelce** (1:19)
Cats are poisonous.

**Jason Kelce** (1:20)
It's Kylie's world and I'm just the John Goodman.

**SPEAKER_7** (1:24)
The old plus one, man.

**Travis Kelce** (1:30)
Hey, 92%ers. That's right. Welcome to this month's bonus episode of New Heights.
Got to love it when we get to get you some bonus shit. This is a Wondery show brought to you by Expedia this week. That's the place you go to go places. You guys know that one. We're your hosts. I'm Travis Kelce. This is my big brother, Jason Kelce, rocking some New Heights merch if you did know.
Jason's traps are so big that the shirt is actually getting caught on his traps to tin ratio. It's impressive. It's all I can see now. Subscribe on YouTube wherever you get your podcasts and follow the show on all social media at New Heights Show with 1S for fun clips throughout the week. Jason, tell the people what this bonus episode of New Heights has in store.

**Jason Kelce** (2:14)
You got to try out on today's bonus episode. We're going to be diving back into the Heights hotline, one of our favorites. We're going to answer some more of your voicemails about fatherhood.
We've also got some great dad stories from Nate Bargatze and Johnny Knoxville. Let's see what these voicemails are talking about.

**Travis Kelce** (2:33)
Oh, let's hear it. Give me a little fictional fathers. Give me some of those.

**Jason Kelce** (2:37)
Alright, alright, alright, alright.

**SPEAKER_8** (2:39)
Hi, this is Lacey from Missouri. Now, we're just wondering since Father's Day is coming up, Jason, what fictional father would you say most closely resembles your parenting style?

**Travis Kelce** (2:57)
This is good.

**SPEAKER_8** (3:00)
I think that's it, actually.

**Travis Kelce** (3:04)
That's a good question. Shout out to all the ladies out there in Missouri, the good old state of Missouri, the show-miss state of Missouri.
Dude, this is a question for Jason. Jason, what do you got for me? What fictional father resembles Jason Kelce's way of fathering the most?

**Jason Kelce** (3:25)
Who do I want to be? I want to be Al Bundy, but I'm too, like I'm not courageous enough. Yeah, I don't have, I give a fuck too much. I want to be Al Bundy, but I just can't.

**Travis Kelce** (3:40)
So good.

**Jason Kelce** (3:41)
Trying to think of what other...

**Travis Kelce** (3:43)
Christmas Vacant, Clark Griswold?

**Jason Kelce** (3:45)
I mean, Clark is a great one. That is a very good, and I fuck shit up and try to like do special things and just don't execute on them well. So it is, it's not a bad, it's not a bad one. I don't have as dysfunctional of an uncle as Clark does in that movie.

**Travis Kelce** (4:07)
Shitter's full.

**Jason Kelce** (4:09)
Trying to think of who are some other great fictional dads.

**Travis Kelce** (4:13)
I was thinking of some of your favorite shows growing up. Peter Griffin?