A Dish Best Served Cold | Reading Reddit Stories

**Shayne Topp** (0:00)
Hello, and welcome to Smosh Reads Reddit Stories. I'm Shayne, and today's theme is, I mean, it's our 150th episode. So I guess that's a little bit of the theme is hell yeah. But also, it's March, and in honor of the Ides of March, sorry, both Amanda and Angela are mocking me right now, and it's really hard to do this intro while they are quietly mocking me. So this is going to be largely revenge-themed today because of the Ides of March. Angela, can you tell us more about the Ides of March?

**Amanda Lehan-Canto** (0:38)
George Clooney.

**Angela Giarratana** (0:39)
George Clooney the movie.

**Shayne Topp** (0:41)
It's a, it's a Julie Caesar.

**Angela Giarratana** (0:43)
Yes.

**Shayne Topp** (0:43)
It's Shakespeare.

**Angela Giarratana** (0:44)
Yes. I only know like kind of the text.

**Amanda Lehan-Canto** (0:46)
I also like Shakespeare.

**Shayne Topp** (0:48)
I know, but Angela really knows Shakespeare.

**SPEAKER_4** (0:50)
Thank you, Shayne.

**Shayne Topp** (0:52)
Angela went to Oxford.

**SPEAKER_4** (0:54)
I also like Shakespeare.

**Angela Giarratana** (0:57)
Hey, hey, we're going to get to you.

**Shayne Topp** (1:01)
You're going to get your chance.

**SPEAKER_4** (1:02)
No, no, no.

**Amanda Lehan-Canto** (1:03)
Angela, have your time. And you should have it.

**Angela Giarratana** (1:09)
I yield my time to Amanda.

**Shayne Topp** (1:11)
Okay, great.

**Amanda Lehan-Canto** (1:12)
So, Julie and Caesar.

**Shayne Topp** (1:13)
We're out of time. Anyways, I'm joined by Amanda and Angela today who both are getting their revenge on everyone.

**Angela Giarratana** (1:21)
We had a realization today that we think we spent too much fundamental time as kids with our uncles.

**Amanda Lehan-Canto** (1:27)
Yes. Yes, because there's some ladies. No, wait, hold on.

**SPEAKER_4** (1:34)
Not what you guys are thinking.

**Angela Giarratana** (1:38)
A lot of little girls will hang out with their moms or their older sister.

**Amanda Lehan-Canto** (1:41)
Yeah, and they'll be like, I think we help out with older men. Yeah.

**SPEAKER_5** (1:44)
No, you're not actually, you're actually not explaining this up.

**SPEAKER_4** (1:48)
You're actually not.

**Shayne Topp** (1:50)
You're saying because of all the characters you guys play, are you saying that you act more like old men than-

**Amanda Lehan-Canto** (1:55)
She's not explaining it well, but here's the deal. We're not your typical girls, girl, okay? You've been hanging out with older guy funny ha ha ha.

**Angela Giarratana** (2:06)
We were like army girly girls, and we were like, no.

**SPEAKER_6** (2:09)
Guys who scratch their balls with sweatpants.

**Shayne Topp** (2:11)
That is your personality.

**Amanda Lehan-Canto** (2:15)
And thank you.

**Shayne Topp** (2:15)
Yeah, it really is your personality.

**Amanda Lehan-Canto** (2:16)
It's like horseback riding.

**Shayne Topp** (2:18)
You both have the personalities that you hang out and smoke cigars.

**Amanda Lehan-Canto** (2:22)
And we tell our nieces and nephews to go pour us a beer and bring it back. And we're like, that's good.

**Shayne Topp** (2:27)
Truly, whenever you both play men in any of our sketches or shows, it's wild to see. You become the most toxic human being.

**Amanda Lehan-Canto** (2:38)
And that's because we're healing from toxicity, Shayne.

**Angela Giarratana** (2:41)
That's because I'm speaking to the culture.

**Amanda Lehan-Canto** (2:43)
Yes, we're healing inside, so we become toxic men. It's for us to heal.

**Shayne Topp** (2:48)
It's just crazy. Whenever we slap a mustache on one of you, the energy just skyrockets.

**SPEAKER_4** (2:54)
You're like, ah!

**Angela Giarratana** (2:56)
I literally can't play a grounded, nice duck kind guy.

**Amanda Lehan-Canto** (2:59)
I have not been able to play a nice guy in a long time.

**Shayne Topp** (3:01)
It's like Jim Carries the Mask. You put that shit on.

**Amanda Lehan-Canto** (3:04)
What is wrong with us?

**Angela Giarratana** (3:06)
I think talking about nice men leads us right into Reddit Stories.

**Shayne Topp** (3:09)
So today's theme is revenge. Revenge theme stories.

**Angela Giarratana** (3:16)
I saw a kick-ass production of Julius Caesar in the round.

**Amanda Lehan-Canto** (3:19)
Sick!

**Angela Giarratana** (3:20)
And Oregon when I was 16 blew my mind. Female, Julius.

**Shayne Topp** (3:27)
Our first story comes from Petty Revenge. This was posted only a week ago as of recording this. I've been mailing my toenail clippings to my childhood bully once a month for 11 years. No return address, no note.

**Amanda Lehan-Canto** (3:44)
A little throw up is coming up.

**Shayne Topp** (3:46)
Oh my god.

**Amanda Lehan-Canto** (3:47)
That actually is really fucking gross.

**Shayne Topp** (3:50)
Yeah, that's a lot.

**Amanda Lehan-Canto** (3:52)
Actually, yeah.

**Angela Giarratana** (3:56)
You know what?

**Shayne Topp** (3:56)
That's awesome.

**Angela Giarratana** (3:58)
I didn't know you could send stuff with no return address.