998. - Chris & Jason

Chris Black (0:18)

How Long Gone, What's Really Good, Chris Black and Them Jeans coming to you live from the Chateau Marmont together again, reunited in an overcast Los Angeles.

Jason Stewart (0:26)

Chris got the big room, who paying for this one?

Chris Black (0:29)

This ain't even the biggest one.

Jason Stewart (0:31)

I mean, we're up out of the bungalows, moving on up, I had to take an elevator to get here, not no little steps.

Little steps? I didn't say stairs, I said steps.

Chris Black (0:41)

Are steps smaller than stairs?

Jason Stewart (0:43)

Yeah.

Chris Black (0:43)

They are, I've never thought about this delineation.

Jason Stewart (0:49)

Stairs take you to a flight, and steps take you to over there.

Chris Black (0:53)

Okay, I saw.

Jason Stewart (0:55)

When you go to, when we're staying in the bungalows, when GQ's paying for it, we're staying in the bungalows, how many steps does it take to get from the sidewalk of Sunset Boulevard into your hotel room? It doesn't make up a flight.

Chris Black (1:08)

You're right, it doesn't.

Jason Stewart (1:10)

It's about three to seven.

Chris Black (1:11)

You're right. Actually, okay, so maybe, what are we gonna say the under is then? How many stairs, steps under 10?

Jason Stewart (1:19)

I've looked it up before, like when, cause when you go hiking, That's crazy. And it says, I don't know, is it like seven? It's like 14 steps? I don't know. There's there, but there is, somebody's weighed in on this. A professional has, You know what? This seems like a great job for Yahoo! Scout, honestly.

Chris Black (1:35)

This does seem like a job for the Yahoo! Scout.

Jason Stewart (1:37)

Dear friends over there, but yeah, there is an over under on it, but either way, it is nice to be in a room where, you know, cause the old, the bungalows of Chateau, it kind of feels like you're at Knott's Berry Farm. You know what I mean?

Chris Black (1:49)

It's a really great place to do cocaine.

Jason Stewart (1:51)

And this is a better place.

Chris Black (1:53)

This is a better place, but I think because it's removed from the building, you can get a little more rowdy with it.

Jason Stewart (1:57)

You know, bungalow rules. I think it's like the bonus room of the hotel.

Chris Black (2:01)

It's a bonus room. It's the basement where you put the teenagers and you let them drink down there because they're at your house.

Jason Stewart (2:06)

I'm going to go to the bungalows and do my first finger bang.

Chris Black (2:09)

Me? Tim and I had dinner last night. We sat next to some literal teenagers who were having dinner, and it was just so fun.

Jason Stewart (2:15)

It was here or somewhere else here. Yeah.

Chris Black (2:18)

But on the way here, I saw a very-

Jason Stewart (2:20)

Nothing like undeserving 15-year-olds in Chrome Hearts having- They look good.

Chris Black (2:23)

Did you see the Chrome Hearts engagement ring?

Jason Stewart (2:25)

Who's?

Chris Black (2:26)

One of the guys that works at Chrome Hearts got his chick Chrome Hearts engagement ring, one of one. Guess who sent it to me?

Alex, which is the fucked up part. She's like, I thought you would like this. And I was like, did you steal Luke's phone? What's going on here? Why are you sending me the Chrome?

Jason Stewart (2:42)

Why did you think I would like this?

Chris Black (2:44)

It is really-

Jason Stewart (2:45)

Has she turned?

Chris Black (2:46)

No, of course not. She won't even let me rock Chrome. If I buy Chrome, it has to be a gift for Tim.

Jason Stewart (2:50)

That's wifey right there. Hold that chick down. No offense to our Chrome family.

Chris Black (2:54)

She won't let me hold it down. But I had an interesting flight yesterday that I wanted to, I'm gonna redact some names, but I'm gonna tell the story.

Jason Stewart (3:06)

Yeah, we're recording live and uncut from the same hotel room, so we can't necessarily leave. There is no cutting room floor.

Chris Black (3:14)

There were two, I would say, A-list celebrities in Delta One.

Jason Stewart (3:21)

That happened to me as well on my flight back. The mom from Modern Family, and then for a minute there, Carolyn thought it was Justin Bieber, but it was just a guy.

Chris Black (3:31)

This is, I would say, a level above that.

Jason Stewart (3:34)

Yeah, a level above not Justin Bieber and the mom.

Chris Black (3:37)

Yes, mom from Modern Family, a shout out to Julie Bowen, you look good.