998. - Chris & Jason

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Chris Black (0:48)

How Long Gone? What's really good? Chris Black and them jeans coming to you live from the Chateau Marmont together, again reunited and overcast Los Angeles.

Jason Stewart (0:57)

It's got the big room. Who paying for this one?

SPEAKER_4 (0:59)

This ain't even the biggest one.

Jason Stewart (1:01)

I mean, we're up out of the bungalows, moving on up. I had to take an elevator to get here. Not no little steps.

Little steps. I didn't say stairs. I said steps.

SPEAKER_4 (1:11)

Are steps smaller than the stairs?

Jason Stewart (1:13)

Yeah.

SPEAKER_4 (1:13)

They are.

Chris Black (1:16)

I've never thought about this delineation.

Jason Stewart (1:19)

Stairs take you to a flight, and steps take you to over there.

SPEAKER_4 (1:23)

Okay.

Jason Stewart (1:24)

I saw it. When you go to, when we're staying in the bungalows, when GQ's paying for it, we're staying in the bungalows, how many steps does it take to get from the sidewalk of Sunset Boulevard into your hotel room?

It doesn't make up a flight.

Chris Black (1:39)

You're right. It doesn't.

Jason Stewart (1:40)

It's about three to seven.

Chris Black (1:41)

You're right. Actually, okay, so maybe, what are we going to say the under is then? What?

SPEAKER_4 (1:46)

How many stairs?

Chris Black (1:47)

I think there is.

Jason Stewart (1:48)

Steps under 10? I've looked it up before, because when you go hiking, That's crazy. and it sounds like, I don't know. Is it like seven? It's like 14 steps. I don't know. There's, but there is.

Chris Black (2:00)

Somebody's weighed in on this. A professional has.

Jason Stewart (2:02)

You know what? This seems like a great job for Yahoo! Scout, honestly.

Chris Black (2:05)

This does seem like a job for the Yahoo! Scout.

Jason Stewart (2:07)

Dear friends over there, but yeah, there is an over or under on it, but either way, it is nice to be in a room where, you know, because the old, the bungalows of Chateau, it kind of feels like you're at Knott's Berry Farm. You know what I mean?

Chris Black (2:19)

It's a really great place to do cocaine.

Jason Stewart (2:21)

And this is a better place.

Chris Black (2:23)

This is a better place, but I think because it's removed from the building, you can get a little more rowdy with it.

Jason Stewart (2:28)

Bungalow rules. It's like the bonus room of the hotel.

Chris Black (2:31)

It's a bonus room. It's the basement where you put the teenagers and you let them drink down there because they're at your house.

Jason Stewart (2:36)

I'm gonna go to the bungalows and do my first finger bang.

Chris Black (2:39)

Me?

Tim and I had dinner last night. We sat next to some literal teenagers who were having dinner and it was just so fun.

Jason Stewart (2:46)

Here or somewhere else?

Chris Black (2:47)

Here.

Jason Stewart (2:47)

Yeah.

Chris Black (2:48)

But on the way here, I saw a very-

Jason Stewart (2:50)

Nothing like undeserving 15-year-olds in Chrome Hearts having- They look good.

Chris Black (2:53)

Did you see the Chrome Hearts engagement ring?

Jason Stewart (2:55)

Who's?

Chris Black (2:56)

One of the guys that works at Chrome Hearts got his chick Chrome Hearts engagement ring, one of one. Guess who sent it to me? Alex, which is the fucked up part.

Jason Stewart (3:05)

Oh, wow.

Chris Black (3:06)

She's like, I thought you would like this. And I was like, did you steal Luke's phone?

SPEAKER_4 (3:10)

What's going on here? Why are you sending me the Chrome?

Jason Stewart (3:12)

Why did you think I would like this? It is really. Has she turned?

Chris Black (3:16)

No, of course not. She won't even let me rock Chrome. If I buy Chrome, it has to be a gift for Tim.

Jason Stewart (3:20)

That's wifey right there. Hold that chick down. No offense to our Chrome family.

Chris Black (3:24)

She won't let me hold it down, but I had an interesting flight yesterday that I wanted to, I'm gonna redact some names, but I'm gonna tell the story.

Jason Stewart (3:36)