991. - Chris & Jason

**SPEAKER_1** (0:00)
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**Chris Black** (0:48)
How Long Gone. Back in the motherfucking stew.
It's Chris Black. It's a humid, humid Thursday afternoon here in Manhattan. The sun is shining. The Hoopers are hooping them jeans is back in his beloved Glendale. I'm sure he kissed the ground when he got home after that long, arduous vacation. Are you, how do you feel, bro?

**Jason Stewart** (1:09)
I'm a little shaky. Vacation, good, but the last leg of traveling home was really, you know, I feel, I feel spent out there. I need a Carlos Alcaraz style one to two month break in between tournaments.

**Chris Black** (1:27)
Bro, it was four months. It was four months. And if you come back wearing a fucking Cactus Jack tank top, we're going to have some issues. So let's just watch. Let's just watch.

**Jason Stewart** (1:35)
Well, if they weren't sold out instantly, I would. We can only get the warm up.

**Chris Black** (1:41)
I can't decide how I feel about Carlito's Cactus Jack fit because it's so smart for tennis and for him and for Nike. But I'm also obviously spiritually, I hate it.

**Jason Stewart** (1:53)
But I mean, at this point, like what does Cactus Jack tennis clothing even mean? You know what I mean?

**Chris Black** (2:00)
Well, I think that Travis Scott, Nike is one of the best sellers of all time. And it's like, fuck it, let's do it. Also, I like seeing Travis Scott sitting in the box, getting hyped, like it was kind of funny because I think he actually cared. I think he was like, I don't know anything about this, but this is my guy. He better fucking win, which I can kind of respect that energy when you go.

**Jason Stewart** (2:19)
Yeah, does Travis being in the stands, if you're a young Carlitos, do you feel the extra pressure to perform and win?
If he's looking in the stands and you've got Travis Scott and he's got his evil sort of Swarovski monocle binoculars coming in from the box and he's looking down at you like, if you don't win in straight sets, there's gonna be another rodeo. There's gonna be a stampede out here.

**Chris Black** (2:46)
He's like, bro, I gotta go to Boom Boom at midnight, so we gotta wrap this shit up. I need straight sets, player. The double R is outside, I need straight sets.

**Jason Stewart** (2:54)
Do you think that someone like an assistant at Nike or someone was giving Travis a sort of a crash course on the point system, on how everything is forwarding?

**Chris Black** (3:04)
I hate to say this, I hate to say this.

**Jason Stewart** (3:06)
Don't say it, don't say it.

**Chris Black** (3:08)
I think Travis Scott is smarter than we give him credit for.
That's what I'm going to say. I don't think this empire could be the size that it is without him being a little brighter than we give him credit for. That's what I truly believe.

**Jason Stewart** (3:20)
I think he's simply a hard, so in a Charles Barkley type of idiot savant kind of way, or just like he is a studied, intelligent person.

**SPEAKER_4** (3:28)
I just think he's like, he's not for the-

**Jason Stewart** (3:30)
He's just happened to show in his speech pattern or any other-

**Chris Black** (3:33)
No, he's just not from the streets. Like it's, you know what I mean? He's like a, he's a guy who went to college, or maybe at least high school, you know? I mean, it's like, whatever. I just think that like, once you're that successful, I'm like, all right, this is, there's a certain level of this that you can't achieve being a total fucking idiot. There's just not, it's too big.
It's too big of an operation, it's too successful, it's too global. I'm sure Carlito would have preferred Bad Bunny, but he's a Adidas athlete. So it's like, all right, my second favorite is Big Trav. So let's get it in. Let's get my nipples out.

**Jason Stewart** (4:07)
Nipple check, yeah, he's got his little covers. I would love a Cactus Jack, sort of Travis Scott Brown colored nipple cover for Carlitos' tanned taut titty meat. But I feel like after watching the discourse about the US Open and the Arthur Ashe influencer takeover, I feel like tennis in New York at the US Open could use a little bit of a Travis Scott style rodeo stampede. A firestorm to purify the US Open, so to speak.