978. - Chris & Jason

**Chris Black** (0:00)
Here's your report.

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**Chris Black** (0:20)
Let's do it.

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**Chris Black** (0:48)
All right, mate, Chris Black, How Long Gone, coming to you from a beautiful London town, them jeans was Gucci, baby.

**Jason Stewart** (0:55)
And bro, forgot you were in London until right now. I'm just in Glendale, got my Vans on and my Hanover green shorts on. Let's go. Just trying to figure out how to take a selfie in them for your social media content.

**Chris Black** (1:09)
Thank you, I appreciate that. And I'm glad you like the shorts. It means a lot to me when my actual friends purchase and wear the items that I produce.

**Jason Stewart** (1:17)
I didn't say I like them. I said, I'm just going to... Once I size... Pup the brakes, chief. Pup the brakes.

**Chris Black** (1:23)
No one said like.

**Jason Stewart** (1:24)
Once I size down to a double zero and I finally start to understand the cut and the feel of kind of the way they drape on my body. But no, I had an XL, I moved down to an L, and yeah.

**Chris Black** (1:36)
We found your fit.

**Jason Stewart** (1:36)
Truly perfect.

**Chris Black** (1:37)
We found your fit. All right, good. What color? You got green?

**Jason Stewart** (1:40)
I went for the hunter green.
I like the back pocket with a little cell phone pocket in the back of the basketball shorts is a nice detail. And they have a nice heavy weight, but they sit very comfortably on the body. The way, I don't know, like some, a gi would fit on Jonah Hill's body or something. You know, it's just-

**Chris Black** (2:00)
I was about to say.

**Jason Stewart** (2:01)
A second skin in the octagon.

**Chris Black** (2:03)
I was about to say, if you, if you still think you're talking to the fat Chris Black from Edwards Middle School, I'll annihilate your ass. Just don't forget it, bro.

**Jason Stewart** (2:12)
Don't say the A word.

**Chris Black** (2:13)
I see where Jonah is coming from, but even I know as a sober person who doesn't do jiu-jitsu, one of the few left on earth, I will say that-

**Jason Stewart** (2:22)
Hold the line, brother.

**Chris Black** (2:23)
There's something, from what I understand about the martial arts, the whole practice is that you don't say shit like, I will annihilate. The whole thing is like, you only use this if you're put in a position where you have to.
You know what I mean? Yes. Okay. I want to make sure.

**Jason Stewart** (2:38)
Especially the calm art of Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu, which has a real trap door spider kind of energy. Don't star none, won't be none. If you fall into my trap, I will break your arm in eight places kind of thing. But you would never go around picking a fight, looking for trouble.

**Chris Black** (2:56)
Yeah. Because I only, look, I roll around.

**Jason Stewart** (2:59)
With guys who roll around?

**Chris Black** (3:00)
Yeah. I roll around with homies at Wii Spa or whatever, but not in the octagon.

**Jason Stewart** (3:06)
Different angle, got it.

**Chris Black** (3:07)
Yeah. But I do think that Jonah-

**Jason Stewart** (3:10)
A little less ruka, a little more sucka sucka.

**Chris Black** (3:13)
Exactly. The other word that ends in A that deals with Brazilian Jiu Jitsu.
As much as I would like to get cauliflower ear, like I said, I've resisted it, much like the long distance cycling.

**Jason Stewart** (3:26)
I don't know how much pussy we'd be getting if we had a little baby cauliflower, a little romesco ear.

**Chris Black** (3:30)
If I had my born and raised guion, but I think that Jonah, as we advocate from a lot on this podcast because of his skills as an actor, and I think he is unfortunately, as he dips his toe back into public life after some mishaps, I think he's falling victim to the relentless cycle of promotion that we also talk about on this podcast.

**Jason Stewart** (3:52)
Yeah.

**Chris Black** (3:53)