#976 - Morgan Murphy
The Joe Rogan Experience
June 19, 2017
Morgan Murphy is a stand-up comic, comedy writer, and actress.
Speakers Joe Rogan, Morgan Murphy, Jamie
TopicsComedy
Joe Rogan (0:01)
People like it's not natural. I say, What the fuck is kinde?..
Powerful Morgan Murphy, we are live. We are live, we are live. How are you? What the fuck's going on? Is that a Spaceballs t-shirt you're wearing?
Morgan Murphy (0:23)
Uh, no, it's, um... It's the No Limit Soldier t-shirt.
Joe Rogan (0:29)
Oh, shit, like Master P?
Morgan Murphy (0:31)
Whatever happened to that dude?
Joe Rogan (0:33)
He's got a weed store, I think. Ooh, C-Murder. Isn't he in jail for murder?
Morgan Murphy (0:37)
How odd. There's a lot of people in jail for murder right now. It's very big.
Joe Rogan (0:41)
Yeah, you don't have to do your entire life, though. I used to think that every time you murder someone, that's it, you go to jail for life. When people get out of jail for murder, that seems a little fucked up.
Morgan Murphy (0:55)
A little fucked up to have to, uh... I wondered if they go back to their hometown, like, where they murdered somebody. Like, that's always the fucked up part to me, is, like, going back to the place where you're the town murderer.
Joe Rogan (1:06)
Yeah. It's fucked up in a moment of just to freak out.
Morgan Murphy (1:11)
Mm-hmm.
Joe Rogan (1:11)
You could change your whole life. Your life's fucked. And the other person's life just isn't around anymore.
Just stops. Done.
Morgan Murphy (1:18)
Yeah.
Joe Rogan (1:19)
The finality of it all.
Morgan Murphy (1:21)
It's crazy.
Joe Rogan (1:22)
It's a little uncomfortable.
Morgan Murphy (1:23)
I don't want you snapping. I feel like you could snap.
Joe Rogan (1:26)
I'm not a snapper.
Morgan Murphy (1:27)
Are you?
Joe Rogan (1:27)
I'm super calm.
Morgan Murphy (1:28)
Really?
Joe Rogan (1:28)
Yeah, pretty much. Especially in, like, physical altercation type stuff. Mm-hmm. I'm very aware of consequences.
Morgan Murphy (1:35)
What if you were on, like, your 10th lift of something, like an aggressive workout, and you're in the middle, you have all the, you know, all your energy is just moving forward, and you're lifting your kettle thing, and it's number 10, and someone just comes in and, like, tells you your mom's stupid?
Joe Rogan (1:52)
I would be even less likely to do anything, because I'm already exerted.
Morgan Murphy (1:56)
I get it.
Joe Rogan (1:57)
I think of the body. This is a shitty theory with no biology attached to it at all.
Morgan Murphy (2:01)
Love it.
Joe Rogan (2:01)
But I think the body is like a battery. And I think almost like maybe a battery if a battery was a bucket.
And this thing can overflow. And I think that's what you get when you get road rage. That's what you get when you get people that snap for no reason. I think they're already coming at you at, like, eight. They're not like, Hi, I'm Morgan. Hi, I'm Joe. And we meet each other at zero.
I think some people are meeting you. They're already at six, and they're just ready to snap. There's nothing to do with you.
Morgan Murphy (2:28)
They should have let a little out at the Starbucks, a little out in the car, a little out, you know, at home with the kids, and then they wouldn't murder anybody at the end of it.
Joe Rogan (2:37)
And people will say, well, you know, you just need to work on your breathing, and well, you need to work on your being present, and you need to be mindful. And I think all those things are correct, but I really think that your body has a certain amount of requirements. And I think depending upon your stress level, those physical requirements might be higher. All right, like if you have a job, and your job is like some high-level accountant at some big firm, and you're crunching numbers, and it's fucking stressful as shit, I feel like your body thinks that there is some physical danger involved in this. And I think your body amps up for that. And then when the physical danger doesn't come, your body is just fucking primed and ready to go, but there's nothing, there's no action. There's no fucking action. This fucking cut cut me off!
And then they start doing that shit. Fuck you! Fuck you!
They get in their car, and they're just, fuck you, fuck you! Because in your car, you're ramped up even more. Because in your car, you're aware that you have to be, you have to be really acutely aware of everything that's around you. You have to make sure that no one's making any mistakes, because you're all going 65 miles an hour, and a little error can happen really quickly. So you're on edge already when you're in your car, even if you're calm.
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