#967 - Bill Burr

Joe Rogan (0:01)

Five, four, three, two, one. Yee-haw, Bill Burr.

You're looking very slick. You look like a professional man.

Bill Burr (0:11)

Oh, I was doing television this morning. As I mentioned to you, I just did Colin Cowhert's show, and I'd run out of button-down shirts that I could wear on TV. Because I always go button-down jeans and whatever, nice pair of shoes. I'm not a sport coat guy, but I was just like, I had to go back and Google image myself on the show, going, what did I wear last time? I couldn't tell what black shirt I had on. I was like, oh, god, I gotta throw a sport coat on.

So I'm sure I'll get trashed for that.

Like, what are you all, Hollywood now, man? Trying to look good?

So yeah, that's why I'm dressed up here. I'm the best dressed man in podcasting today.

Joe Rogan (0:45)

You are right now, for sure, at this moment. I'm amazed that you actually looked to check to see if you were wearing the same shirt.

Bill Burr (0:53)

Yeah.

Joe Rogan (0:55)

Did you do that for yourself?

Bill Burr (0:58)

No, no, because the internet is non-stop shit. It's like, why help him out? I mean, it's like, if you're going to trash me, it's like, I'm going to make you work for it. I'm not going to give you the layup.

Joe Rogan (1:06)

It's such a mild trashing. I mean, it's coming from me. I dress like a fucking idiot.

Bill Burr (1:11)

No, I mean, it just, you know, it just, it just is what it is. It's just like, for whatever reason. I mean, I don't know. I get a kick out of doing stuff like that. Like, which way are they going to come at me today? Just make them, make some better at it.

Oh, I see. Cause I don't want to do the, you're bald headed, blah, blah, blah. It's like every fucking day. It's like, it gets, it's, that's, but just get somebody to come at you in a, thank you, to get you in a unique way.

If they get me in a unique way, it actually makes me laugh. And then there's entertainment for me. But if it's the same old tired shit, I don't know.

Joe Rogan (1:43)

They get me lately for my socks. I didn't know that you're not supposed to have socks that kind of cover your ankles.

Like these are acceptable. These socks are acceptable socks. See that? Cause they're kind of tucked away.

Bill Burr (1:54)

Women's socks when we were kids, and they had a little ball on the little bunny rabbit tail on the end. They were the Chris Everts.

Joe Rogan (2:00)

What happened? Remember you should have calf-high socks. Those were the shit.

Bill Burr (2:04)

Calf-high socks and your shorts barely covers your junk. That was it.

Joe Rogan (2:10)

Exactly. Now everybody's shorts go down their knees and their socks are non-existent.

Bill Burr (2:14)

Yeah, but the shorts are coming back up and I don't like that.

Joe Rogan (2:17)

You don't like it?

Bill Burr (2:18)

No, there's been a lot of that.

And then there's the anti-man man who's so comfortable with his masculinity and all those hipster douchebags. So they're like literally wearing the old running shorts with the slit going up the side, like macho-camacho.

Joe Rogan (2:32)

Really? Who the fuck's wearing those?

Bill Burr (2:35)

Not a bunch, but I've just seen enough. And you just look at the whole thing, it's like they literally look like they're gonna go do some Ron Burgundy sketch or something, but it's how they walk around and they act like, oh no, I like these shorts.

Joe Rogan (2:47)

I put a picture of my sneakers and my socks on Instagram the other day, which is not a smart move anyway. Why did I even do that? I just went running for three miles and my sneakers and socks were covered with dirt. But the amount of people that just shit on my socks.

It's like-

Bill Burr (3:01)

What's wrong with if they cover their ankles?

Joe Rogan (3:03)

That's it. What's wrong with those socks?

I don't know, but-

Bill Burr (3:07)

I don't know, but there is something wrong with them.

SPEAKER_3 (3:09)

I can't put my finger on it.

SPEAKER_4 (3:11)

It's that ribbing.

Bill Burr (3:12)

I don't like them either.

SPEAKER_4 (3:13)

It's that ribbing around there at the end.

SPEAKER_3 (3:15)

The ribbing's the issue.

Bill Burr (3:16)

Yeah, ribbed for her pleasure at the top, and then like your sneakers too. If you're gonna go running dirt, those are the ones that do it. They look very artsy though. That looks like some shit my wife would appreciate if it was on a canvas.