964. - Jon Kelly

**Chris Black** (0:18)
How Long Gone, it's a sweltering Tuesday afternoon here in Atlanta, Georgia. It's a humidity hug, Jason, when you walk outside. But we're just days away from 250 How could you be in a bad mood? You know what I'm saying?

**Jason Stewart** (0:32)
I tried today, I just couldn't. I got home from...

**Chris Black** (0:36)
I did my best.

**Jason Stewart** (0:38)
Yeah, yester, I'm glad that, it's kind of chilly here, actually, right now. We have the heat wave will be coming for 250 on the 4th, don't you worry. I'll get my Puada shorts out by then. No problem back from the cleaner. I was in Providence. I flew back yesterday. What a, what a, it was a tough route. American Airlines to Philly with a Philly layover. I got to see some of America's worst.
No offense to Philly.

**Chris Black** (1:06)
Noah Cahan's Philadelphia, you were able to make it out.

**Jason Stewart** (1:09)
Just like, I don't know, like you, now that I've seen Shane Gillis' rise to success and fame and popularity, he really embodies that kind of Philly guy. Just like a big man, like the refrigerator.

**Chris Black** (1:22)
Sturdy.

**Jason Stewart** (1:24)
Refrigerator Perry, the guy that was on the-

**Chris Black** (1:26)
Yeah, I'm familiar with-

**Jason Stewart** (1:27)
On the Chicago Bears. He just passed away. I know you're familiar with the fridge, but he just passed away last week. So I've got fridge on the mine, and everyone in the airport was just built like a fucking fridge.

**Chris Black** (1:40)
Yeah, man.

**Jason Stewart** (1:41)
Just like, they don't look fat, they don't look buff, but it's a combination of the two where you could just hit them with a car, and they don't work out, it's just genetic. It's kind of interesting.
Or Viking.

**Chris Black** (1:56)
It's a regional look, I would say, for that part of the country. I do know what you mean.

**Jason Stewart** (2:01)
I'm surprised they have an NPR there.

**Chris Black** (2:03)
I mean, they have a lot of stuff. Don't forget the Urban Outfitters Corporation. I mean, look, there's lots of great things from Philadelphia beyond cheesesteaks.

**Jason Stewart** (2:11)
I don't mean to bad mouth them. And I did walk-

**Chris Black** (2:13)
Tory Burch, I don't wanna break, I don't wanna, I mean, how much time do we have?

**Jason Stewart** (2:16)
I walked past Gino's in the airport and I said, oh, but I didn't do it.

**Chris Black** (2:20)
Yeah, just grab it. Let me just grab a 12 inch extra cheese before the flight, if you got it.

**Jason Stewart** (2:25)
God, the guy sitting next to me watched a movie on his phone the whole time, no headphones, and he was just old enough to where I couldn't say anything to him because he wouldn't understand it. Because I was sitting in first class American Airlines Association, no TVs on a fucking cross country flight. Of course, they haven't got that technology yet. But this old guy, he didn't have headphones, he didn't know what was going on and he was just watching a movie, like full volume.

**Chris Black** (2:51)
Oh, wow.

**Jason Stewart** (2:52)
The volume on his phone turned up. Yeah, a single person said anything to him the whole time because he was just that age where if you're like, hey, you got to watch, he just like, you wouldn't be able to like, conversate with him.

**Chris Black** (3:03)
He's not going to shoot you, but he's also not going to understand you. So it's just a net zero, like, I'm fine. Let's just keep it at what.

**Jason Stewart** (3:09)
It's a net zero. All he can do is grab the phone and turn it down manually, and then he'll start crying and he'll relieve himself like a, I know, a cajon concert.

**Chris Black** (3:19)
I don't want to, I mean, speaking of bodies, we had a new body reveal yesterday and they're calling it, they're calling it, they're calling it Dyke Tyson. Jason, you know what I'm talking about.
You know what I'm talking about.

**Jason Stewart** (3:31)
A new body, a new body reveal. They're calling it Dyke Tyson. Those, put those two things together.
What did, what was the group chat word yesterday? Elliot, more of a man than us. And then Al's response was doesn't take much. That really kind of sums up how Elliot Page Elliot is, is, is brutally frame-logging 99% of Elliot Page genetically born males.

**Chris Black** (3:56)
Looks amazing. I got to say, I, I, I, Elliot has taken up boxing and did a body reveal yesterday. And I'm talking chiseled from stone touch by God stuff. Amazing. Truly amazing.