960. - Chris & Jason

**Chris Black** (0:00)
All right, this episode of How Long Gone is brought to you by Stateside with Kai and Carter, a new podcast from The Guardian. And they are using this podcast to slow down the news and wrestle with the questions that we all have about what's happening in the world. And they do it three times a week, Jason. Does that sound familiar to you?

**Jason Stewart** (0:13)
We don't really talk about a lot of international, global news items and climates and cultures and sports and things like that. We do talk about fashion and wellness, but for everything else, Kai and Carter are a great place.

**Chris Black** (0:26)
All right, so who couldn't use more news? Listen wherever you get your podcasts or watch on YouTube.
Check. How Long Gone, Chris Black, another beautiful day in New York City. We're having a prime week, I would say. And I'm ready for all to come crashing down sooner than later, just because, you know, God gives and God taketh away, Jason.

**Jason Stewart** (1:03)
Amazon Prime Week in New York, savings to be had, God's-

**Chris Black** (1:08)
Whoa, whoa, hold on, I didn't know it was Amazon Prime Week. Let's get that out of the way up top. What are you copying?

**Jason Stewart** (1:12)
No, no, you just said it was a prime week in New York, and I got excited. I had my little Bezos bag. I'm sorry about that.

**Chris Black** (1:18)
You love deals. I know that about you.

**Jason Stewart** (1:20)
I just ordered something. I just put in an Amazon order minutes before this show began recording, not to go full behind the scenes mode. But you know, I just-

**Chris Black** (1:31)
Let's run down the order, bro. Let's go. Come on, pull it up. Pull up your wish list from your bio and let's see what-

**Jason Stewart** (1:37)
Can you believe this is still a free podcast, you guys? All right. Syringes, syringes, syringes.

**Chris Black** (1:42)
Do you think your customers bought you anything?

**Jason Stewart** (1:46)
My cart, I got two cases, two cubes of La Croix sparkling water in the pure flavor.

**Chris Black** (1:52)
Oh, interesting. You're buying that on Amazon.

**Jason Stewart** (1:55)
Yes. I found that you can buy the 12 packs of La Croix. Yeah. I think you can just get the regular cases delivered and just shows up in a cardboard box with all your other Amazon stuff. Yeah.

**Chris Black** (2:06)
Oh, I see. Because that's what I was-

**Jason Stewart** (2:08)
And they're like $5 a cube too.

**Chris Black** (2:10)
That's what I was going to say. That's annoying because I buy them on a-

**Jason Stewart** (2:13)
Fresh Dirac type shit.

**Chris Black** (2:14)
Fresh Dirac.

**Jason Stewart** (2:15)
You could also buy them with our friends at Hungry Root as well as Flash Food. A lot of solutions out there for your water needs.

**Chris Black** (2:21)
You know all of our listeners, or if you ain't on the plane. Actually, I wanted to bring this up to you because I found it. Well, let's finish your haul. I don't want to deprive people of this.

**Jason Stewart** (2:32)
We're like two puppies of the dog park. We don't know what to do, shit or piss or barry. Next up, I got my, I bought my Goshi exfoliating shower towel. I like to switch those out every, to be honest, it's more quarterly, but it should be monthly.

**Chris Black** (2:50)
That's true.

**Jason Stewart** (2:50)
There are washable. You could throw them in the wash with them. It's fine.

**Chris Black** (2:54)
I know you ain't washing that shit, bro. Come on now. I know you ain't washing it. Don't lie.

**Jason Stewart** (2:57)
I'm not washing it, but I'm buying it. What's worse?

**Chris Black** (3:00)
That's what I'm saying. I'm saying buying it is better. I'm saying I like to replace my shit.

**Jason Stewart** (3:05)
You're saying treat the goshe like the ones, treat the goshe like the supreme white teeth.

**Chris Black** (3:09)
Oh, I'd wear them once, throw them away. Even if they ain't stained, they're stained. You know what I mean?

**Jason Stewart** (3:13)
I went with the color gray because that's all they had, but I'm a big fan of the goshe exfoliating shower towel, long body scrubber.

**Chris Black** (3:21)
I went with gray because that's all they had.

**Jason Stewart** (3:24)
No, I'm just looking at my shopping cart and it says color gray. And I was like, it's funny that you say that as if I had an option. Wait, I do have an option.
I can go blue, gray, green, red, as well as yellow. Should I get pissy yellow?