#957 - Cameron Hanes

Joe Rogan (0:00)

We got 6,000 people on this motherfucker. 3,000, 3,752.

Cameron Hanes (0:06)

See? That's what I'm saying, it takes a little while.

Joe Rogan (0:09)

Hey, and we're live, ladies and gentlemen. We're live, and we're live. This is the first time we've ever been live while also being live on Instagram Live. I don't even use this shit, do you ever use this?

Cameron Hanes (0:21)

I have, I was for a while, and it was cool, but it's one way to get a lot of new followers, because if you go to Top Live, which I'm sure you are, so who's ever live, it'll have Top Live with the most people who are tuning in, and so that's where you are right now. So people who don't follow you will see you on Top Live.

Joe Rogan (0:41)

We have 7,600, 7,700.

Cameron Hanes (0:46)

That's good.

Joe Rogan (0:47)

7,800. It's getting fucking crazy in here. Cameron Hanes, fresh back from Australian Outback, where he's out there wrestling. See those reflexes, folks?

Cameron Hanes (0:55)

That was good, it didn't even hit the table.

Joe Rogan (0:56)

It didn't even come close. That's years of jujitsu. Years of trying to keep people from choking me.

My instincts. They're a little too jumpy. That's the problem.

Too much quick movement. They've got to calm that shit down for bow hunting.

Cameron Hanes (1:08)

Oh.

Joe Rogan (1:09)

It's the opposite. You need the opposite.

Cameron Hanes (1:11)

Nice and steady, baby.

Joe Rogan (1:12)

Yeah. Bow hunting is pretty much the opposite way of thinking than jujitsu, because jujitsu, you got to fucking... You got to keep moving. You got to constantly... You got to constantly be protecting yourself and moving and trying to close the deal. Bow hunting is like steady, calm.

Dude, you're out there wrestling wallabies, I heard?

Cameron Hanes (1:33)

Yeah, something like that.

Joe Rogan (1:35)

Jamie's ready to go. Jamie's... He was saying that. He was like, I want to wrestle a fucking wallaby.

Cameron Hanes (1:39)

I don't think you do.

Joe Rogan (1:40)

Fuck a wallaby up.

Cameron Hanes (1:41)

We saw a dead one, and it has claws about that long.

Joe Rogan (1:44)

Do they really?

Cameron Hanes (1:46)

So you can imagine...

And their legs are just obviously bouncing all the time. Their legs have just got to be jacked into those big claws. I mean, what I would try to relate it to is, have you ever tried to hold down a cat, a house cat that doesn't want to be held down?

Joe Rogan (1:58)

I have, man.

Cameron Hanes (1:59)

Right.

So they have little tiny claws. Imagine what a wallaby with those jacked legs and big claws could do.

Joe Rogan (2:05)

Plus it's wild.

Cameron Hanes (2:06)

Wouldn't be good.

Joe Rogan (2:06)

I used to have a wild cat. I had a feral cat.

Cameron Hanes (2:09)

Is that a wallaby?

Joe Rogan (2:11)

You're a cute little fella.

Cameron Hanes (2:12)

Yeah.

Joe Rogan (2:13)

Whoa. Look at the teeth. That's not real. Is that real?

That's really his teeth? Jesus Christ.

Cameron Hanes (2:18)

But look at the claws on those things. I don't know if it will show claws ever.

Joe Rogan (2:22)

I can't believe they have teeth like that.

Cameron Hanes (2:24)

See those front claws?

Joe Rogan (2:25)

What the hell does a wallaby eat?

I figured a wallaby was like eating nuts and shit. Now I think they're murderers.

Cameron Hanes (2:31)

Like babies?

Joe Rogan (2:32)

So it looks like a little kangaroo.

Cameron Hanes (2:33)

Yeah.

Joe Rogan (2:34)

Oh, they have a kangaroo tail and a whole deal.

Cameron Hanes (2:36)

Yeah, yeah, yeah. They're just, they're very similar to kangaroos.

Joe Rogan (2:39)

Was that a real teeth, though?

That wasn't photoshopped? Google wallaby's teeth, because I just have a feeling that was bullshit. It just looked like a vampire.

Cameron Hanes (2:48)

I feel like they're like the ugly stepchild of kangaroos, because they're kind of more hunched over and like, damn, we're losing viewers. What?

Joe Rogan (2:57)

Like crazy. Yeah, we're top live, but we're losing viewers like crazy. We're down to 5,900. We're dropping. Maybe I'll turn it towards me.

Maybe that's a problem.

Cameron Hanes (3:08)

Probably.

Joe Rogan (3:09)

When it's turned towards Cam.

Oh, jumping back up. Now we're up to 6,500.

Cameron Hanes (3:15)

It is your page. It is your page after all.

Joe Rogan (3:18)

That can't be real. That's the one we're looking at right now is like a vampire deer. I've seen those things before.

Those vampire deer. That's a real thing, right? Those deer with those crazy fangs.