953. - Shaad D’Souza

**Chris Black** (0:00)
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**Jason Stewart** (0:13)
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**Chris Black** (0:26)
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How Long Gone, Chris Black, coming to you from a shockingly rainy London. I'm here at the Londoner with my esteemed co-host, Dim Jeans, AKA Jason Stewart. He's wearing his shorts today.

**Jason Stewart** (1:00)
Hello, hello.

**Chris Black** (1:01)
We had a big night out last night at a restaurant that I can't remember the name. What was the restaurant called?

**Jason Stewart** (1:07)
One Dog Down.

**Chris Black** (1:10)
No, no, no.

**Jason Stewart** (1:10)
One Dog Alley Street.

**Chris Black** (1:12)
No, your-

**Jason Stewart** (1:12)
The last word is road, the first word is one.

**Chris Black** (1:15)
One, it was great, I really liked it. In Shoreditch, unfortunately, so that was unfortunate.
We made some new friends, old friends. It was a great, Jason drank too much. You guys can really drink over here, man. I'll tell you what, Jason was in his bag. He was in it, man. When I saw you this morning at the gym-

**Jason Stewart** (1:33)
One Club Road.

**Chris Black** (1:34)
One Club Road, it was delicious. Great restaurant, great restaurant. I was happy to go to Shoreditch. I haven't been there in, I don't know, five plus years on purpose.

**Jason Stewart** (1:42)
Hasn't changed a bit, huh?

**Chris Black** (1:44)
No, still depressing, still full of young people.

**Jason Stewart** (1:47)
Okay, you can talk now, bitch.

**Shaad D'Souza** (1:48)
Okay, hey, what's up?

**Chris Black** (1:50)
Shad's here, by the way, Shad is in the rare and direct live from the hotel room with a guest. Shad, one of the few to ever do this.

**Shaad D'Souza** (1:57)
Taking up Chewita's sloppy seconds is my understanding, wouldn't be the first time. Just kidding.

**Jason Stewart** (2:04)
Could be sloppy fourths, actually. Yeah, yeah.

**Shaad D'Souza** (2:07)
Sloppy fourths.

**Chris Black** (2:08)
No, none of us are skinny enough for her, so that's not gonna work.

**Shaad D'Souza** (2:11)
So true, so true.

**Jason Stewart** (2:13)
I didn't mean it like that. I mean, other podcast guests that may have fallen through.

**Shaad D'Souza** (2:17)
And I meant I was taking her sloppy seconds.

**Chris Black** (2:19)
No, we like, look, we love to have a recurring character on How Long Gone. You're one of those characters.

**Jason Stewart** (2:25)
Especially a journalist, because you already came with topics like your Subway takes notes app folder.

**Shaad D'Souza** (2:31)
Do you want me to just list them and we can just decide what we wanna go through?

**Chris Black** (2:35)
No, no, I don't want you to do that.

**Shaad D'Souza** (2:37)
It's funny.

**Jason Stewart** (2:39)
Well, how many of them are there total?

**Shaad D'Souza** (2:41)
There's six and four of them are really good.

**Chris Black** (2:45)
Okay, Shaad also, I wanna be clear.

**Jason Stewart** (2:46)
We're gonna do four and I'll tell you when we're gonna do four.

**Chris Black** (2:49)
Jason and I look our normal selves. Shaad has seemed to put on a look for this event.

**Shaad D'Souza** (2:53)
This is how I dress normally. I wish it wasn't true. This is how I dress normally. I know, but-

**Jason Stewart** (2:56)
This is how he looks going to Best Buy.

**Shaad D'Souza** (2:58)
It is, well, if we had one of those, yeah.

**Chris Black** (3:00)
What are your jeans? These jeans have embroideries of butterflies on them?

**Shaad D'Souza** (3:04)
Yeah, they are from the Our Legacy Men's collection.

**Chris Black** (3:07)
They look cool. Obviously, we couldn't pull them off, but-

**Jason Stewart** (3:10)
He said, Our Legacy for our listeners at home.

**Shaad D'Souza** (3:12)
Our Legacy.

**Jason Stewart** (3:13)
Look, we have an international audience and you said it in a very niche kind of way. Yeah, yeah.

**Shaad D'Souza** (3:17)
No, I know. They don't even have, they don't even have Our Legacy in Australia. Just kidding.

**Chris Black** (3:21)
That's, yeah, right.

**Jason Stewart** (3:23)
Yeah, they have it everywhere. Australia is Our Legacy, the country.