#948 - Brendan Schaub & Eddie Bravo
The Joe Rogan Experience
April 18, 2017
Brendan Schaub is a podcaster, comedian, actor, a former professional football player, and a retired mixed martial artist. His new podcast is called Big Brown Breakdown. Eddie Bravo is an American Jiu-Jitsu instructor, musician, former UFC analyst, and is the founder of 10th Planet Jiu-Jitsu.
Speakers Joe Rogan, Brendan Schaub, Eddie Bravo
TopicsComedy
Joe Rogan (0:03)
Three, two, one.
Brendan Schaub, you gotta say that he's the greatest of all time now. We're talking about Mighty Mouse.
SPEAKER_2 (0:12)
Damn, right?
Joe Rogan (0:12)
We gotta say it. Yeah, we're live.
SPEAKER_2 (0:14)
Oh, we're live?
Joe Rogan (0:14)
Mighty Mouse, the greatest of all time.
Brendan Schaub (0:15)
I agree. I texted you that too. I said, you know what? I finally agree with you, man. Mighty Mouse, number one in my book now.
Joe Rogan (0:21)
I've seen everybody except Fador live. I would have to have seen Fador live, like in his prime, to really get a feel.
I feel like Mighty Mouse is better than all of them. The dude's on so many different levels. It's like, here's everybody, here's next level shit, and here's Mighty Mouse. He's so next level.
Eddie Bravo (0:41)
Yeah, it doesn't matter if you come in and you're the best striker on the planet, he's still going to fuck you up. He'll still fuck you up standing, he'll take you down and submit you anyways. If you come in, a world class wrestler comes in and he's the best wrestler in the world, Mighty Mouse is still going to fuck him up.
Brendan Schaub (1:02)
And take him down.
Eddie Bravo (1:03)
Best Jiu-Jitsu guy, you got a guy who's just amazing at Jiu-Jitsu, Mighty Mouse is still going to fuck you up.
SPEAKER_2 (1:08)
Mighty Mouse tapped Wilson Hayes.
Brendan Schaub (1:11)
Did you hear Wilson Hayes after? He went, I'd rather get knocked out. That was so demoralizing.
Joe Rogan (1:16)
Yeah, as a Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu black belt.
Eddie Bravo (1:18)
Yeah, I mean Mighty Mouse's striking is insane, his takedowns are insane, his Jiu-Jitsu is insane, his confidence is insane, his work ethic is insane, his cardio, everything.
Brendan Schaub (1:29)
The best, the best, the best of all time.
Joe Rogan (1:31)
Do you hear what he said?
Brendan Schaub (1:32)
Have you seen the ratings? Lowest of all time on Fox.
Eddie Bravo (1:35)
How dare you?
SPEAKER_2 (1:36)
How dare you? I fucking love the guy.
Joe Rogan (1:40)
You just pulled out your fat hog and pissed right in my cornflakes. Son of a bitch.
Brendan Schaub (1:45)
How crazy is that though?
Eddie Bravo (1:46)
We need to see him go up in weight. I think that's the answer. I know it's obvious Dana doesn't want that. We can't yet. But, damn, can you imagine him against TJ. De La Shaw?
Joe Rogan (1:56)
It is really hard. It's really hard to sell an opponent against him other than someone going up or Cody going down. Cody's talked about going down.
Brendan Schaub (2:06)
He said he's down.
Joe Rogan (2:06)
He says he can make it.
Eddie Bravo (2:08)
Well, it's not that uncommon that someone just rules a weight class so much that he goes up in weight. They do it in boxing, let's step it up.
Brendan Schaub (2:16)
Or down, up or down, yeah, in boxing.
Eddie Bravo (2:18)
Generally you step up. Let's see if I can take a bigger dude. You know what I mean? Like, Conor's on that level. He's like, fuck up the 45ers, but I'm going to come up to 55 for the challenge. BJ did it.
Joe Rogan (2:28)
What do you think of this rumor? Now, I haven't even texted Dana about this, this UFC 213 rumor. Have you heard this?
Jimmy Mabel? No, McGregor and Tyron Woodley.
Brendan Schaub (2:38)
Yeah, I know. I saw that.
Joe Rogan (2:39)
Is that 100% bullshit? What do you think?
Brendan Schaub (2:41)
I think it's bullshit. From what I hear, it's bullshit.
Joe Rogan (2:44)
I'm supposed to be utilizing my connection to UFC and texting.
SPEAKER_2 (2:47)
I know, but I heard it's bullshit.
Brendan Schaub (2:48)
I'm pretty sure I saw Ariel.
Eddie Bravo (2:49)
You should have a rumor section, you know, a rumor part of the show.
SPEAKER_2 (2:54)
That's the rumor that I heard.
Eddie Bravo (2:55)
Can you imagine rumors from Joe Rogan? Dude, you'd have the best rumor show of all time.
Joe Rogan (3:04)
I've got some deep rumors.
Brendan Schaub (3:05)
I'm pretty sure Ariel shut that down. But Cyborg, I'm pretty sure Cyborg's fighting at UFC 213 Anaheim. She tweeted that out recently.
Joe Rogan (3:13)
There was something recently where she tweeted out that if UFC doesn't get her a fight, let her go.
Brendan Schaub (3:18)
It doesn't work like that. I love when fighters do that, but it's like, okay, if you don't fight me soon, I'm fucking out here. You ain't going nowhere, bitch. You contract, you have to.
To defend the UFC here, which is, they offered her fights, like two, and she wasn't ready. So they're like, dude, we tried. All right, we'll figure something out, but geez, and now you want to take off? Give us a second here.
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