#929 - Dan Peña

Dan Peña (0:00)

Really? California.

Joe Rogan (0:01)

I don't even know where Eureka California is.

Dan Peña (0:02)

It's about 200 miles north of San Francisco.

Joe Rogan (0:05)

Oh.

Dan Peña (0:06)

In the middle of weed country.

Joe Rogan (0:09)

The whole state's weed country now.

Dan Peña (0:10)

Well, I'm going to look at a weed deal.

Joe Rogan (0:13)

Can I just tell you that you are impeccably dressed in a very unique and original way.

Dan Peña (0:18)

Thank you.

Joe Rogan (0:19)

I mean, you're dressed really well, but I've never seen a guy dressed as well as you with such unusual colors and the tie and the shirt.

Dan Peña (0:26)

My wife dresses me.

Joe Rogan (0:27)

Does she?

Dan Peña (0:28)

Yeah.

Joe Rogan (0:28)

She's trying to keep you from getting laid. That's what it is.

Dan Peña (0:30)

Well, Sally, did you hear that?

Joe Rogan (0:33)

She's making you just look real flamboyant where people just don't know what to think.

Dan Peña (0:37)

Yeah.

Joe Rogan (0:38)

I like the whole thing. The scarf.

Dan Peña (0:39)

Thank you.

Joe Rogan (0:39)

You got in the pocket.

Dan Peña (0:40)

Yeah, this is how I dress, though.

Joe Rogan (0:41)

Can you pull this right up to you? Sorry, these things are very directional.

Dan Peña (0:45)

This is how I dress.

Joe Rogan (0:47)

All the time?

Dan Peña (0:47)

Yeah.

Joe Rogan (0:48)

I get it.

Dan Peña (0:48)

Well, I mean, at the house, I box my shorts in a t-shirt.

Joe Rogan (0:53)

That's it?

Dan Peña (0:53)

Yeah, in the house.

Joe Rogan (0:55)

And then outside.

Dan Peña (0:56)

Outside, I'm normally dressed like this. Or in my uniform, my three-piece suit.

Yesterday, I gave a talk in Beverly Hills to some kids, and I was in my three-piece suit.

Joe Rogan (1:05)

What did you give a talk about?

Dan Peña (1:06)

One of my mentees is a guy named Jason Capital, who is the... He doesn't say it this way, but he is the preeminent expert how to get laid.

And he's got not quite as many followers as you do, but a million or a million and a half.

Joe Rogan (1:22)

Really? And it's just teaching people how to get laid?

Dan Peña (1:24)

No, no, no. He doesn't build self-esteem.

But at the end of the day, all these little weenies want to get laid.

Joe Rogan (1:31)

So he teaches them how to not be a little weenie anymore?

Dan Peña (1:33)

Correct.

Joe Rogan (1:34)

How to man up or something.

Dan Peña (1:36)

Yeah. And so he asked me if I'd talk to his... He's got different programs. They sell up, sell up, sell up, sell up. His premier group I talked to yesterday, says about 60, 70 guys who obviously must pay the most money to a monthly.

But he's got 40,000 people to pay him between 80 bucks and 3,000 a month.

Joe Rogan (1:56)

That's insane.

Dan Peña (1:57)

Fucking right, I know.

Joe Rogan (1:58)

And he's just teaching him how to be a man?

Dan Peña (2:00)

Crap.

Joe Rogan (2:01)

Well, how did he learn how to be a man?

Dan Peña (2:02)

How did I?

Joe Rogan (2:03)

How did he?

Dan Peña (2:04)

Oh, his dad beat the fuck out of him, just like my dad beat me.

Joe Rogan (2:07)

Oh, well, that's what we need more, right?

Dan Peña (2:09)

Jason Capital is not his name. He's got a Polish name. He's from Detroit.

But that's a big secret, that name. But he's Jason Capital. And he's a good looking, he's a really good looking guy.

Joe Rogan (2:21)

Well, that helps if you want to get laid.

Dan Peña (2:22)

Yeah. But then if you want to teach people how to get laid, that helps.

Joe Rogan (2:25)

Well, you can't really teach that, though. Like, you can't teach being a good looking guy.

Dan Peña (2:29)

Well, no. But I told the kids when I was their age, I got, and I was single and pre-AIDS, I got more ass than a toilet seat at a bus station.

Joe Rogan (2:40)

That's a lot.

Dan Peña (2:40)

Yeah. But I did.

And last night, I had dinner with a buddy of mine who unfortunately has got Agent Orange now.

Joe Rogan (2:47)

He's got Agent Orange?

Dan Peña (2:49)

Yeah, he's a war hero, a Marine war hero from Vietnam.

And he was one of the guys that I used to run around with. And I brought back some of the memories, and his daughter's going, You mean you were a slut dad? Whoa.