#917 - Steven Crowder

Steven Crowder (0:00)

it and we'll do it live. Fuck it, we'll do it live!

Joe Rogan (0:11)

That will go down in history, right? As one of the all-time, like, hissy fit, celebrity moments.

Steven Crowder (0:16)

It was one of the first remixes, too. Did you ever see the Bill O'Reilly remix, the dance remix?

I was amazed by that with Bill O'Reilly, where he was going, you know, they're going, yeah, that's what we're gonna do. I don't know what that means to play us out! I'm like, how do you not know what it means to play us out?

Joe Rogan (0:29)

He's just so angry, you know? So angry.

Steven Crowder (0:31)

Yeah, he's an angry man.

Joe Rogan (0:33)

We were talking before the podcast started about some of the... No, no, no, no. You don't want to talk about it?

Steven Crowder (0:40)

No, I can't talk about that.

Steven Crowder (0:41)

That's inside information being at Fox for years.

Joe Rogan (0:43)

I can't.

Steven Crowder (0:44)

Ah!

Joe Rogan (0:45)

Okay, I'll let it go. But you can talk about Moby, though, right?

Steven Crowder (0:48)

Yeah, we can talk about Moby.

Joe Rogan (0:49)

Moby says he has inside information about Donald Trump that he knows that Donald Trump talked to the Russians. First of all, when you look at Moby with his fucking hashtag vegan t-shirt on, do you really think anybody in the Russian fucking intelligence community is talking to Moby?

Steven Crowder (1:02)

Actually, it would be a brilliant ploy from the Russians. They just give a little info to Moby, like, you go, you tell them, and he's going to do it, you know?

Joe Rogan (1:09)

You should definitely leak this information. It will be the downfall.

Steven Crowder (1:14)

Then they found out he wasn't Enya, and they made a mistake.

My mom was the wardrobe style, so costume designer for a show called L'Écré. It's like the French-Canadian sort of letterman, kind of like Graham Norton in England. So they'd have stars come in all the time, and Moby was there. He was just a head case. The guy was just absolutely out of his mind. Nothing was good enough, and he would want something, and then say he wanted to change it.

Joe Rogan (1:34)

What kind of things did he want to change?

Steven Crowder (1:36)

I don't know. I can tell you this. There were only two people who made my mom come home crying. One was Brett Butler.

Joe Rogan (1:46)

Brett Butler from Grace Under Fire. Well, she was all peeled out of her head.

Steven Crowder (1:50)

Yeah, she was.

Joe Rogan (1:50)

Is this in the 90s?

Steven Crowder (1:51)

Yeah, she did the just for laughs, too. My mom, she was the wardrobe person. You might have even, if you did one of the galas.

Joe Rogan (1:56)

No, I never did the galas because they wanted me to work clean.

Steven Crowder (1:59)

Did they put you on the nasty show?

Joe Rogan (2:00)

Yes, I was always on the nasty show.

And then I was on my own shows. After a while, I would do my own shows. But the the gala, they were always like, you have to be clean. I'm like, not interested. Yeah, I'm not interested in being clean for Canadian TV for no money. Thanks, though.

Steven Crowder (2:13)

Well, the flip side is the nasty show. Like, just don't market it that way. Just make the show. You know, everyone's coming like, I'm going to the nasty show.

Joe Rogan (2:19)

Yeah, but they liked it. Like that was, they would go to see it. And it would be like the way that the festival would sort of differentiate.

Steven Crowder (2:27)

I don't know.

Joe Rogan (2:27)

Not the worst name for a show. I guess.

Steven Crowder (2:30)

It just seems like, it just seems like, like they're little kids in the schoolyard. Like he said a bad word, like we know comedians, you know. It's gonna be a raw show.

Jamie Vernon (2:36)

Dirty, dirty people.

Joe Rogan (2:38)

Nasty. Speaking of nasty, we are gentlemen today and we have pipes.

Steven Crowder (2:41)

Oh yeah.

Joe Rogan (2:42)

Cause Crowder had a, I don't think we said Crowder, by the way.

No, I don't ever do that. We just start talking. Steven Crowder, who's from Louder With Crowder, his internet show. And he has a thing on his internet show where you have like a little pipe.

Steven Crowder (2:58)

What would you call them? Yeah, pipe rack.

Joe Rogan (2:59)

Like a trolley. Would you call it a trolley?

Steven Crowder (3:01)

Just a pipe rack.