#916 - Fight Recap

Joe Rogan (0:01)

Five, four, three, two, one!

Joe Rogan (0:03)

Yeah, I don't know who makes this weed, but fuck you, whoever it is!

Bryan Callen (0:07)

It's some strong ganja.

Joe Rogan (0:10)

This is some Ed Rosenthal weed.

Bryan Callen (0:12)

It's some strong grass!

Joe Rogan (0:13)

Yeah, we went deep. We went to the deep end of the pool.

Bryan Callen (0:17)

doo-doo-du-doo!

Joe Rogan (0:19)

Just back from Brooklyn, so we would recap this, but before I want to congratulate Eddie Bravo on becoming 5'9. 5'9?

Eddie Bravo (0:28)

It's huge, though. There's a big difference between 5'8 and 5'9.

Joe Rogan (0:32)

Tell me about it. I'm still 5'8.

Eddie Bravo (0:35)

Big difference.

Bryan Callen (0:35)

You can tower over people who are 5'6.

Joe Rogan (0:37)

When you have compressed disks, you literally get... I mean, when you look at old people and they're all fucked up like that, that's really what's going on. They're shrinking because they're disk tissues.

Bryan Callen (0:46)

The Chinese say you're as old as your spine.

Joe Rogan (0:48)

Oh, I like Chinese people. They make good food.

Joe Rogan (0:51)

They say cool shit on fortune cookies.

Bryan Callen (0:53)

I like that I just attributed a billion people. I was like, a billion people say it came from somewhere in China from one guy.

Joe Rogan (1:00)

I ordered a laptop and I got the package and it came straight from China.

And it just sinks in, especially when you get something that's from a country like China. There's only one reason why they're making something in China. There's one reason. Well, there's two reasons. One, because they make a lot of things there so the manufacturing tolerances are very high. They make very, like when iPhones, things along those lines. But also because you know people are gonna work for cheap and live there. Like when you get a laptop, like there's a real thing you do. Where you like, you know you don't wanna live the way the people who made this live, but you're gonna get it anyway. You're gonna get it anyway because you can go one click on the Apple Store.

Hey, it's fucking weird, man.

Joe Rogan (1:43)

That's the way it works though. I know, but it's weird. And they probably got paid seven cents to make your laptop.

Bryan Callen (1:47)

Actually in China, China's actually, because they've made so much money, now their workers are demanding way more, you know, sort of like-

Joe Rogan (1:53)

21 cents.

Bryan Callen (1:54)

Higher salaries. Also like better working conditions.

Guess what's going on now?

Joe Rogan (1:58)

Food for the day?

Bryan Callen (1:59)

Yeah, but they're losing jobs. Now a lot of Chinese manufacturers are going, you know, Gotta go to South America. If we go to Malaysia and we go to Vietnam, these guys will work for even less. So Chinese workers are losing jobs to fucking Malaysians and Vietnamese. It's just economy.

Joe Rogan (2:14)

How about the people at Apple? They run such a tight ship. They had to put nets down because so many of the workers would commit suicide. So there's nets.

Joe Rogan (2:22)

Yeah, it's a company called Foxconn.

Foxconn's the company that makes all of the laptops and they make a gang of Apple products. I think they make phones too. Do they make phones too? They make a bunch of the shit, but they literally have nets around the roof. And here's the best part.

So many people committed suicide that they had to address it. And their argument was, well, you have to understand, these people live here. So if you look at the number of people and consider it like a population, the suicide rate is very similar.

Bryan Callen (2:50)

Wait a minute, if they live here, you can play with stats.

Eddie Bravo (2:52)

If they live in the factory, aren't they basically just slaves?

Bryan Callen (2:56)

They're slaves.

Joe Rogan (2:56)

Yes, they're slaves.

Joe Rogan (2:57)

They're slaves.

Bryan Callen (2:58)

Have you ever noticed?

Joe Rogan (2:59)

But they're getting money.

Eddie Bravo (3:00)

And they make iPhones.

Joe Rogan (3:00)

They're getting money.

They're getting money. They can leave when they want.

Eddie Bravo (3:03)

But they got money in the concentration camp.

Joe Rogan (3:06)

They definitely didn't get money in concentration camps.

You don't have to be there. You can leave whenever you want, but this is all they're gonna give you. And you're gonna work 16 hours a day or whatever the fuss may make them work.

Eddie Bravo (3:18)

That's legit slaves, no matter what they're getting good.

Joe Rogan (3:20)

What do they get when they do pennies?