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#896 - CES Review with Young Jamie

The Joe Rogan Experience

January 10, 2017

Joe chats with Young Jamie about his recent trip to the Consumer Electronics Show (CES) in Las Vegas to see what's coming out this year.

Speakers Joe Rogan, Young Jamie

TopicsComedy

Joe Rogan (0:06)

Yee-haw, ladies and gentlemen. It's the CES Wrap Up with Young Jamie.

Young Jamie (0:12)

Hey.

Joe Rogan (0:12)

Hey.

So, you decided to go to the Consumer Electronics Show, this big gigantic expo that they have in Vegas every year. It's like the show for new computer, gadgetry.

Young Jamie (0:25)

Yeah, everything, and anything you'd see at a Fry's or Best Buy, from all the way down to anything that would be in a car, anything in a kitchen, anything in a bedroom, anything consumer electronics, basically.

Joe Rogan (0:36)

So, the show is essentially everything that's coming out, all the stuff that's on its way out?

Young Jamie (0:41)

Things that have just been announced, I think, and then I think most of the stuff that's supposed to be coming out for sale this year.

Joe Rogan (0:47)

Okay, so some of it is, we were just about to get into it, but we were like, God, you gotta save it for the podcast. You were saying that some of it, you think they're kind of bullshitting?

Young Jamie (0:55)

I saw a lot of things that I just, they might not be ready, or they're prototypes, and just like at a car show, too, there are some things that are just showing you, like this is what we can do right now. This isn't even what's gonna be available. This is what we can do. Maybe if there's a lot of interest, we'll make it. For instance, there was this really cool laptop that has three screens on it now.

So it's a gaming laptop that you can get some sort of crazy, but they were just prototypes, too, and two of them just got stolen last night or two days ago.

Joe Rogan (1:21)

No.

Young Jamie (1:22)

So they're trying to get them taken back.

Joe Rogan (1:24)

They stole prototypes?

Young Jamie (1:26)

Yeah, I don't know how that could have even happened.

Joe Rogan (1:28)

How gross. How gross to think that some nerds are thieves.

Wouldn't you like to think that whoever you have to be, to be an innovator in technology and electronics, you would have to be some super fucking smart guy. You would think you just leave every room open with people like that. Wouldn't you like to think that?

Young Jamie (1:48)

I would, yeah, for sure you'd like to. Yeah. But it's a cunning world I'd come through.

Joe Rogan (1:52)

But I mean, that's fucking crazy. You know what's, dude, I'm balls deep into House of Cards right now. First season.

Apparently, I didn't know there's so many seasons. It started in 2012

Young Jamie (2:02)

Yeah, yeah, yeah, there's three, three seasons, I think.

Joe Rogan (2:06)

That's it?

Young Jamie (2:07)

I think so, yeah.

Joe Rogan (2:08)

So did they take a long time to make a season?

Young Jamie (2:11)

Yeah, for sure. I mean, I think they completed it, and then they shot the whole thing, then wrote it again. So there's a little bit of a... Fuck.

Joe Rogan (2:16)

It's a good goddamn show, dude.

Young Jamie (2:18)

Mm-hmm. I'm not a spoiler alert to anything.

Joe Rogan (2:20)

Don't you dare, you son of a... How many episodes are there, you think?

Young Jamie (2:25)

It's probably 11 or 12 in each one, so 35-ish, 36

Joe Rogan (2:29)

Goddamn, it's a good show. That Kevin Spacey's a motherfucker.

Young Jamie (2:32)

Whoo! Yeah, it ups and downs.

Joe Rogan (2:36)

Don't you tell me nothing! It's the dumbest shit ever, is discussing a show.

You know, like, today, in this day and age, it's not like you could talk about Lost because it was just on the air. You know, when we were watching Lost, that's how recent this DVR thing and this streaming thing has become. When we were watching Lost, that wasn't that long ago, man, and everybody waited until it came on the next week, and you could DVR it, but you didn't binge watch.

Young Jamie (3:07)

Wasn't there even that... They even did things weird where they would show, like, three episodes and then take a four-week break and then show two more and then take another break.

Do you remember how that would work? And then I think the writers' strike happened in the middle of it, too, so there was a longer...

Joe Rogan (3:22)

I think I came into Lost...

I think I got the DVD of, like, the second... like, when the second season was out of the first season. I think that's how I got into it. I kind of trying to remember now.

I really enjoyed it up until the end, but I'll never forget this one moment. There was this one moment where they were all standing around this pond, and it was like some pond that, like, brings you back to life or some shit like that, and they were, like... I don't remember what the scene was, but it was something insane, and they're sitting there with their arms crossed, like, waiting for their turn to talk. Like, the scene was so flat and fake. I was like, wait a minute, wait a minute. You guys are in front of a magical lake right now. You're not freaking out. Like, this is how you respond to you, just standing there with your arms crossed, like, yep, just another magic lake. Whatever the fuck it was, I was like, I can't do this anymore. I can't do it anymore. Plus, they killed Charlie.

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