#895 - #WhoIsFat - Day 2

Joe Rogan (0:00)

Hashtag, who is fat?

Tom Segura (0:02)

Hashtag, is fat.

Tom Segura (0:03)

Did you tweet it?

Joe Rogan (0:04)

Yeah.

Tom Segura (0:05)

That's what's up.

Joe Rogan (0:08)

We're live. We're live in front of three Tonino's pizzas.

If you're in Woodland Hills, California, I highly recommend Tonino's. Get a smell off of that bitch. Get a smell off of that bitch.

Bert Kreischer (0:18)

I smelled it when I came in.

Joe Rogan (0:19)

Ooh, they're legit as fuck.

No affiliation, no sponsorship, they're just good pizza. All right, folks, today's day two. If you didn't tune in to day one, Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer made a bet. The bet is whoever can lose the most weight over what was gonna be over a three-day challenge, it's been reduced to a two-day challenge.

Bert Kreischer (0:37)

Thank fucking god.

Joe Rogan (0:38)

Yeah, and Tom got down from 267 to 219, which is fucking staggering. So how about a nice round of applause for Tom winning yesterday, and how about a round of applause for Bert? 221, pretty fucking close, and staggering as well. Both you guys, amazing job. So today is day two, I know you're burnt out, you're dehydrated.

Tom Segura (0:59)

Totally, man.

Joe Rogan (1:00)

So let's just cut the shit and get right to the weigh-ins.

Bert Kreischer (1:02)

We're going right to the fucking weigh-in? I should weigh in first, because I have a feeling that.

Joe Rogan (1:05)

Okay, don't be a pussy.

Don't be scared. Okay, folks.

Bert Kreischer (1:09)

Jesus.

Joe Rogan (1:09)

Oh, by the way, we did the height tests, because Ari Shafir, who was supposed to pay if they got below 227, Ari's supposed to pay for their trip. The loser has to shave their beard, and the loser has to pay for the winner's trip of their choice unless they can get down to 227, in which Ari Shafir agreed that he was gonna pay.

But now Ari is bulking, and he's saying that they have to be, their height has to be measured, because the body mass index would indicate that they have to be a certain height, or they're obese. It was really weird. So we tested the heights, okay? Tom is just under six feet tall, and for all you assholes that say I'm five foot two, we tested me too, I'm five eight and a cunt hair.

And Bert is taller than Tom, so Bert's good, you're about six one. So the body mass index, I think...

Tom Segura (2:07)

Dude, you look good.

Joe Rogan (2:09)

Get on here, get on here. All right, so Bert was at 221 yesterday. You look significantly thinner today.

Bert Kreischer (2:15)

I feel hurting.

Joe Rogan (2:16)

Okay, he's hurting. Let's see, he's getting on the scale. 220, 220 for Bert for a-

One pound One pound less.

Bert Kreischer (2:28)

One fucking pound.

Joe Rogan (2:29)

I think Tommy's got it here, let's see here.

Bert Kreischer (2:32)

Say goodbye to my beard.

Joe Rogan (2:34)

Say goodbye to Hollywood. He's going to Paris for a soccer game.

Bert Kreischer (2:40)

Please have gained weight, please have gained weight, please have gained weight.

Joe Rogan (2:46)

216!

Tom gets it running away, ladies and gentlemen. We have a winner in the hashtag Who Is Fat Contest. The winner is Tom Segura, down to 216 fucking pounds. Outrageous, outrageous. Coconut water, C2O coconut water must be consumed now. Get those electrolytes in your system. Boys, well done, well done, amazing effort. It's not easy to lose weight. It's really not easy to lose it the way you guys did it two days in a row.

Man, crazy shit.

Bert Kreischer (3:22)

That was the, today was the hardest workout I've ever had. I ran eight miles, lost one fucking pound.

Joe Rogan (3:28)

That's crazy.

Bert Kreischer (3:29)

That's it. I think my body was like in shock.

Joe Rogan (3:31)

That's what happens. That's what happens to fighters, it shuts down. So have a seat, guys.

Cool it off.

Bert Kreischer (3:39)

I've been thinking about that drink this entire fucking day.

Joe Rogan (3:43)

We've got a beard trimmer over there charging up. I should probably shave your beard after you have some pizza.

I mean, live a little.

Bert Kreischer (3:53)

I'm gonna have a hard time eating pizza with this fat fucking face. It's not gonna look good.

Tom Segura (3:59)

You're not so fat.

Joe Rogan (4:01)

Yeah, you look pretty fucking skinny today, man. You do look significantly skinnier today.

Bert Kreischer (4:07)

I don't know, man.

Joe Rogan (4:08)

I think you were a little distended yesterday with that pulled pork in your stomach from the night before the weigh-ins.