#890 - Fight Breakdown

Joe Rogan (0:00)

Jamie.

Yeah, Merry Christmas, motherfuckers. Brendan Schaub with the Gucci shoes on, How Dare You, the gold watch on, How Dare You, and he's got camo with polka dots.

Brendan Schaub (0:18)

I wore this just for you.

Jamie (0:20)

Your shoes are blind. What does that mean?

Brendan Schaub (0:24)

It says blind on one shoe and love on the other.

Joe Rogan (0:27)

Oh, good lord, how dare you even leave the house?

Brendan Schaub (0:29)

I wore it just for you, brother.

Joe Rogan (0:30)

The shoes you did, motherfucker, you like those shoes. I love the shoes.

Brendan Schaub (0:34)

The camo shirt I wore just for you. I thought, it's a little bit of Rogan's, a little bit of my style, camo with polka dots on it.

Joe Rogan (0:40)

I feel like the day George Michael died, it's like a good jacket to have on.

Brendan Schaub (0:45)

What did he die of?

Joe Rogan (0:46)

He had a heart attack, apparently.

Brendan Schaub (0:48)

Partying.

Joe Rogan (0:48)

Yo, that one was hard for me.

Brendan Schaub (0:50)

Really?

Joe Rogan (0:51)

Fucking loved that guy. That song Freedom?

Eddie Bravo (0:53)

Yeah.

Joe Rogan (0:54)

That's a fucking jam.

Eddie Bravo (0:55)

That song has like four parts.

People don't understand that there's like, I think it's four, but every part is just amazing. That's a great fucking song.

Joe Rogan (1:06)

It's a great song.

Brendan Schaub (1:07)

I'm a little too young to realize how ouch this video is.

Joe Rogan (1:10)

I wish I could play it. We will definitely get kicked off YouTube if we play it, and we put it on YouTube.

But there's that video that they made with all those supermodels. So, Christie Turlington and all those Naomi Campbell and all those different supermodels, and they're all wandering around, and they're singing the song. They're like lip syncing it.

Brendan Schaub (1:27)

That's the video?

Joe Rogan (1:27)

It's fucking amazing.

Brendan Schaub (1:30)

I just know they'd wake me up before you go go. That's in Zoolander.

Joe Rogan (1:33)

He had some ridiculous songs, you know.

Eddie Bravo (1:35)

Oh yeah, that Wham! I was in...

I like Freedom. I think Freedom is the only one I ever like. I didn't like, you know, like wake me up before we go go. Come on, that's a terrible song.

Joe Rogan (1:47)

Yeah, there's the video for it.

Brendan Schaub (1:48)

Kind of, or it's awesome.

Joe Rogan (1:49)

Did you like, I want your sex?

Brendan Schaub (1:51)

I'm not mad at it. I'm not mad at it.

Eddie Bravo (1:53)

You gotta have faith. Wasn't a fan of that.

Jamie (1:58)

No, I respect the shit out of him.

Brendan Schaub (2:00)

The guy's awesome.

Jamie (2:02)

He's so good.

Brendan Schaub (2:03)

He's so good.

Eddie Bravo (2:04)

Dude, he's so good that he got caught on his knees with a undercover cop or something like that, and no one gave a shit. Like no one gave a shit.

Jamie (2:15)

He's so good, you're like, who cares?

Joe Rogan (2:17)

So, wait a minute. Here's my problem with that.

What the fuck did the undercover cop say to get him on his knees to suck his dick? Oh, you're gay, bro.

Jamie (2:25)

We knew it. Arrest him.

Joe Rogan (2:26)

No, no, no. How did it start off? It wasn't like the undercover cop was like, hey, how about those Lakers?

No, he was probably like, hey, you want your dick sucked? Like, I'll suck your dick, you suck mine. Like, he probably said something.

Eddie Bravo (2:37)

They probably don't say suck dick. They probably got code word.

Joe Rogan (2:39)

Code word.

Eddie Bravo (2:40)

Code word, right?

Joe Rogan (2:41)

You want some sausage, bro?

What did they say? What are you looking for, bro? Looking for some friendship?

Eddie Bravo (2:50)

Yeah, I'm looking for some friendship. Great, I got some friendship for ya.

Joe Rogan (2:53)

Do you remember when that, what was he, a senator or a congressman or some shit? That guy who was an anti-gay crusader, always my favorite dudes, got caught in a bathroom stall in like Minneapolis, and he was doing that foot tapping thing. They have like a code.

You tap your feet four times, and dudes will let you into the stall, and you suck each other off.

Eddie Bravo (3:16)

That's what happens when dudes are into dudes, right?

Joe Rogan (3:19)

Well, these kind of dudes are into dudes. When these kind of dudes are into dudes, yeah.

Eddie Bravo (3:25)

But I think if, I think it's generally-

I think generally, you know, this is weird. Dude, you watch Modern Family? You ever watch that?