#881 - Lee Camp

Joe Rogan (0:02)

Du, uno, ya, vamos, si? We're live, that's all I know in Spanish, don't expect more. Ladies and gentlemen, Lee Camp. This is what I want to do, buddy.

Lee Camp, Alex Jones, Cenk Uygur, and me. Let's go drinking.

SPEAKER_2 (0:22)

We can all be friends.

Lee Camp (0:24)

Could we?

SPEAKER_2 (0:25)

It'll be a mess.

Lee Camp (0:27)

Uh-uh.

Joe Rogan (0:27)

We're going to pass them out a joint, we're going to agree to be friendly, we'll all just go to dinner somewhere, have a good old time, throw back some beers. I think we would all get along famously.

Lee Camp (0:37)

I know nothing about Alex Jones off the mic, I can't even imagine what goes on.

Joe Rogan (0:41)

I love him.

I love him. I don't care what anybody says about him being crazy. Alex Jones is my friend and I love that guy. He's a big, sweet teddy bear, he's a super nice guy.

Lee Camp (0:51)

Does he get humor at all?

Joe Rogan (0:53)

Oh yeah, he comes to comedy shows all the time. He's a fucking big comedy fan.

Lee Camp (0:57)

Because I saw Doug Stanhope on, Doug's friends with him too, and I saw Doug on with him once, and it just seemed like he, Doug was being hilarious, it just seemed like he didn't get it. He didn't know what was happening.

Joe Rogan (1:07)

Have you ever seen him with Joey Diaz?

Lee Camp (1:09)

No.

Joe Rogan (1:10)

It's one of the funniest moments in the history of radio.

Lee Camp (1:12)

They're like bizarro versions of each other.

Joe Rogan (1:15)

He told Joey Diaz that it was on the internet, that's where he fucked up. Because there was one part that we were doing, we were in Austin and we were in studio. And one part we were doing was on the radio radio. So on the radio radio, he can't swear. He's like, well, this next part is going to be on the internet, but you know, you can swear. I mean, you shouldn't swear. Definitely you shouldn't swear, but if you do, it's no big deal. No one's going to go to jail.

So all of a sudden, Joey Diaz realizes the floodgates are open. So he just, I mean, Joey's the funniest guy. He's like, if he's not the funniest guy that's ever lived, he's in the top two or three.

Lee Camp (1:47)

Joey is amazing.

Joe Rogan (1:48)

And he just goes off and I'm just sitting there, red-faced and crying and laughing. I'm laughing so hard I can't breathe.

Lee Camp (1:57)

And Alex didn't know what to do with it.

SPEAKER_2 (1:59)

He didn't know what to do with it.

Joe Rogan (2:01)

He was trying to juggle it.

SPEAKER_5 (2:03)

You want to play it, Jamie?

Lee Camp (2:04)

Oh, you have it?

SPEAKER_2 (2:05)

Let's just look at this.

Joe Rogan (2:07)

Just play it. No, I don't know.

SPEAKER_4 (2:09)

Look at the movie. He was dancing and singing, and next you know he's dying of oxygen. No, not right. Junkies are junkies and junkies are junkie every day. He doesn't wake up singing and dance, and then he has oxygen tanks at night. Something's not right.

And in my case, like old school, you're worth more dead than what you are alive. You understand me? And now they got a new record coming out. He ain't in debt no more. He's doing a tour next year with the people from Vegas that jump up and down the Blue Band Group, whatever the hell that is. I mean, he's worth more now than he's ever been.

If it was up to me, me knowing what I know, I smoke another joint, I'll break it down. I'll break it down, because he bought the music from Paul McCartney, didn't want to get it back to him, and all of a sudden, they put Paul McCartney in the soup bowl, they tried to build up the Beatles to get their thing going, and all of a sudden, Michael Jackson...

Joe Rogan (2:55)

By the way, we're so high right now, so high. We got barbecued before this thing.

SPEAKER_4 (3:10)

Give me some ideas here.

SPEAKER_2 (3:16)

We're so high right now, we really should never be on the air.

Joe Rogan (3:19)

So most of this is on the regular radio until Joey finds out that the radio... See if you can find where he goes off, because he only goes off for like five minutes, but he's screaming and yelling about going to the TSA with a bag of weed under his balls.

Alex just tried to bring it back to Harold Clinton and the elites.