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#856 - Tony Hinchcliffe & Young Jamie

The Joe Rogan Experience

October 5, 2016

Joe sits down to do a late-night podcast from a hotel room in Ohio with Tony Hinchcliffe & Young Jamie. You can listen to Tony's podcast "Kill Tony" on Spotify under "Deathsquad."

Speakers Tony Hinchcliffe, Joe Rogan, Jamie Vernon, Young Jamie

TopicsComedy

Tony Hinchcliffe (0:09)

Three, two, one, live.

Joe Rogan (0:12)

Hey everybody, we're doing a podcast tomorrow from Westside Barbell with Louis Simmons.

So we decided to check our setup. Do I have to move in?

SPEAKER_4 (0:21)

No, just take care of what touching the table.

Joe Rogan (0:23)

Oh, touching the table, okay. So we decided to do a practice run here.

Young Tony Hinchcliffe is here.

Jamie Vernon (0:30)

Hello, Tony.

Tony Hinchcliffe (0:31)

Surprise, it's me.

Tony Hinchcliffe (0:32)

Surprise, it's Tony.

Joe Rogan (0:34)

And of course, young Jamie Vernon.

Jamie Vernon (0:36)

Hey.

Joe Rogan (0:37)

And I'm old Joe Rogan.

Tony Hinchcliffe (0:38)

Hey, you fucks.

Young Jamie (0:39)

We're here at Columbus, Ohio.

Joe Rogan (0:43)

Just got done having a nice meal and talked a bunch of shit. And so we said, hey, we should go do a fucking podcast. So here we are.

Now we're silent.

Tony Hinchcliffe (0:53)

It's all happening. We're in it.

Joe Rogan (0:56)

We talked ourselves out. We're talking about this woman.

We didn't talk about it too much, but we should. This woman who was the woman that Hillary Clinton brought up during the Trump debate, because she was saying that Donald Trump humiliated this woman because he shamed her and humiliated her because she gained weight while she was Miss Olympia. Apparently.

Tony Hinchcliffe (1:19)

I missed this. I was in the bathroom when you guys had this talk.

Joe Rogan (1:22)

She got up to 170 pounds according to Trump. She went up from like 120 to 170 according to him. Probably not, right? She probably gained like 30 pounds. But apparently she really did gain a fuckload of weight.

And Hillary Clinton made this big deal about how awful it was that he did that to her. And then they had these commercials already planned for the next day. So they launched these commercials the next day.

Tony Hinchcliffe (1:50)

And in the commercials, they show this woman, she's speaking in Spanish, talking about Donald Trump is terrible, what he did to me, he made me feel bad, he was scared.

Joe Rogan (2:00)

So then after that comes out, people start researching her. They find out that she drove a getaway car in a murder, that she threatened a judge, because the judge who was going after her boyfriend at the time that she drove away in the getaway car, she threatened the judge, said that she was gonna kill the judge.

She had an illegitimate baby with a Mexican kingpin drug dealer. All of the Mexican drug cartel kingpins came to the baby's christening. Then she went on Big Brother, okay? Big Brother, she was engaged to some baseball player, went on Big Brother and fucked some other guy on the show while the cameras were on her. And she was yelling out in Spanish that he has a magnificent cock.

Tony Hinchcliffe (2:44)

Wow, the same lady that Hillary used in her commercials.

Joe Rogan (2:49)

She's a victim. So then they have her on CNN.

Tony Hinchcliffe (2:52)

My God.

Joe Rogan (2:52)

So Anderson Cooper interviews her on CNN. And Anderson Cooper says, some people are saying that you threatened a judge and that you drove a getaway car.

Tony Hinchcliffe (3:02)

Everybody have a pass, okay? I'm not an angel, I'm not a bad person, but they're trying to take away from what he did, what he did was wrong, okay?

Young Jamie (3:13)

What I did was 20 years ago, what he did was 20 years ago too.

SPEAKER_11 (3:18)

All he did was call you fat. But in his defense, she probably was.

Young Jamie (3:23)

She got fat.

Joe Rogan (3:24)

See, there's pictures of her, she definitely got fat. But, you know, ordinarily, that's a very rude thing to do. But when your job is to be a professional hot chick, it's like if you just decide, say like if you're a model for like a shaving cream, like if you like, your whole thing is about your legs, and your thing is about showing your legs, like, I touched the mic, sorry.

But your thing is about your sleek, smooth legs, and you're like, you know what, fuck it, I'm letting these bitches grow. And everybody's like, hey, you can't.

Tony Hinchcliffe (3:56)

Your job is to have sleek, smooth legs.

SPEAKER_10 (3:59)

No, no, no, fuck that.

Tony Hinchcliffe (4:00)

You're known for your nice legs.

Tony Hinchcliffe (4:01)

Yeah, but she's known for being a professional, attractive woman, and the whole thing, he shouldn't objectify women. That is the whole point of being Ms. Olympia.

Tony Hinchcliffe (4:12)

So Hillary paid her to, obviously, if she's in an anti-Trump commercial, then that means Hillary paid her, right?

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