#855 - Tom Segura & Christina Pazsitzky

Joe Rogan (0:00)

Tell me, what are you drawing?

Tom Segura (0:01)

I'm just writing down the Capisco chairs.

Joe Rogan (0:03)

Oh yeah, from Ergodepo. Oh, that's me.

How rude of me.

ergodepo.com.

Ergodepo is the company that provided us with these. I fucking love these chairs. I'm not getting paid for this ad. This isn't even an ad. I just tell people, if you have back issues, get a really good ergonomic chair. It makes a fucking giant difference. Because for me, I'm sitting in this thing when I do podcasts for three hours in a setting, and my back doesn't bother me. When I would use a regular office chair, I would sit in it for an hour, and I'd start getting knotted up.

When the podcast was over, I'd have to grab a ball and rub my back out. Not with these. And I think it's better for my back. I think it acts, when you force yourself to sit in a good posture, I think it's like an exercise for your back. Let's do it. And the more you do it, I'm super conscious of it now. Because I've always had super bad posture. I used to slump and then lean my head forward. Those are two terrible things that I would do.

Christina Pazsitzky (1:00)

That's how I sit during our show. Yeah, you have bad posture on the posture tramp.

It looks terrible too.

Joe Rogan (1:06)

You know, I would do it when I would write too. And it would bind up in the top of my back. So if I'd write for a few hours, I'd be like, ah.

But ever since I got these things, man, you know what else is really good? A ball, just one of those blowout balls.

Tom Segura (1:19)

To sit on those?

Joe Rogan (1:20)

Yeah, those workout balls.

Tom Segura (1:21)

Do you find that it carries over to, like when you sit somewhere else now, you have better posture because of this, really?

Joe Rogan (1:26)

Yeah, this is how I sit now.

I try to, at least. Except for whatever reason, I don't enjoy television like this.

Tom Segura (1:33)

You gotta slouch, right?

Joe Rogan (1:34)

Yeah, from watching Narcos.

Tom Segura (1:36)

Yeah.

Joe Rogan (1:36)

I have like feet up, I gotta be kicked back.

Tom Segura (1:38)

Do you love it? Isn't season two so good?

Joe Rogan (1:41)

God, it's so good.

Tom Segura (1:42)

There's rumors about the next three or four seasons, what they're gonna do. How are they gonna do that? Because supposedly, as you would say, Thank you. The rumor was that they're gonna go do a Miami season, because now the whole cartel battle goes to Miami, and Griselda Blanco and stuff.

And then season four or five would be how the Mexican cartels took over.

Joe Rogan (2:10)

Oh my God.

Tom Segura (2:11)

And El Chapo and stuff.

Joe Rogan (2:12)

Oh, of course.

My uncle. Billy Corbin, my friend, who's been on this podcast before, is a guy who made cocaine. You know Billy.

Tom Segura (2:19)

Oh, yeah.

Joe Rogan (2:19)

Cocaine Cowboys 1 and 2, if you haven't seen them, just stop what you're doing.

Tom Segura (2:24)

They're amazing. Amazing.

Joe Rogan (2:25)

You watch that documentary and you just go, what the fuck?

Tom Segura (2:28)

Unfortunately, he's a Miami graduate, but he's a nice kid.

Joe Rogan (2:32)

Is this a Florida rivalry talk?

Tom Segura (2:34)

Of course.

SPEAKER_6 (2:34)

You got, y'all guys got Florida rivalries?

Tom Segura (2:37)

Yeah, he's lucky. They're good this year.

We'll see.

SPEAKER_7 (2:42)

I have no idea what you're talking about.

Christina Pazsitzky (2:43)

Wait, is that the one with Griselda and her suitor and their love story?

Tom Segura (2:47)

Yes.

Jamie Cosby or something like that. His name was Cosby.

Christina Pazsitzky (2:52)

Really?

Tom Segura (2:52)

Yeah, yeah, the guy that ends up falling, you know, whatever, seeing her while she's locked up in Cocaine Cowboys 2 His last name was Cosby, I remember that.

Joe Rogan (3:02)

Oh, that's right. He was the guy that was her boyfriend outside, but she found out he was banging on the chicks, and she got real pissed.

Tom Segura (3:09)

And when he started seeing her, he was like, I just want to make money, and I'm trying to move weight. And she was like, what do you want? And he's like, a kilo. And she had someone drop off five kilos to start it off, and he was like, oh my god. And then that dude was really trafficking.

Christina Pazsitzky (3:22)

It's a real love story.

Joe Rogan (3:26)

There it is, Bill Cosby's son, Charles Cosby.