#841 - Greg Fitzsimmons

Joe Rogan (0:10)

We're gonna build today, ladies and gentlemen, we're gonna start slow, and we're gonna build Gregory. How are you, buddy?

Greg Fitzsimmons (0:16)

Joseph, we have a lot to talk about.

Joe Rogan (0:19)

We do.

Greg Fitzsimmons (0:20)

Jesus, we got an Italy trip, we were both overlapped in Italy.

Joe Rogan (0:24)

I fucking love the bit you're doing about the guy over there. I don't wanna give the bit away.

Greg Fitzsimmons (0:32)

I saw a guy walking down the street, my sister pointed out, they get so fucking animated over there. Now, like, you see Italian Americans ˈiɪ stem a dʒ intermittent Italian Italians, this guy's walking down ɪ the street on his cell phone.

And I don't know what he's saying and he's getting so animated, he stops, puts his briefcase ˈadı nth 삼ʏ, so he can pinch ɪ his fingers together and wav ɪve his hand up and down, with the cigarette ˈ ri d problems.

Joe Rogan (1:01)

There's an Italian version of Dan Bilzerian.

You see, you got Dan Bilzerian, who's this super wealthy poker player, gambler character, international playboy type dude, worth fucking hundreds of millions of dollars, and just every picture is him in a jet, and him getting blown by 50 chicks, you know? Well, there's this guy in Italy, and all he does is take videos of him and his super hot fiancee dancing. And apparently, he's this huge celebrity in Italy, and he's an older guy. He's not that, he's actually my age, but he just looks older. Oh, look at that, 50-year-old millionaire is cooler than Dan Bilzerian.

Greg Fitzsimmons (1:41)

Oh, and he's fucking ripped.

Joe Rogan (1:42)

Oh, yeah, he's shredded.

Greg Fitzsimmons (1:44)

Tatted up.

Joe Rogan (1:45)

And he could dance. Go to his Instagram page.

One of them became famous.

No, that's not it. It's one with him and the girl. It became, yeah, that's his page. I'll tell you, scroll down, keep scrolling down. No, no, no, just scroll down a little. He's got a gang of them on his page, but one of them sort of caught fire on the internet, and people started paying attention to it, and then it became this big thing. A little bit more.

Greg Fitzsimmons (2:13)

It's all just pictures.

Joe Rogan (2:14)

No, there's some, that's it. The left-hand side. That's one of them.

Yeah, that's just one of them. This is not even the best one. I mean, it's like him and this girl, like, dancing. And she's hot as fuck.

And even though he's my age, this dude is, like, well-leathered from the sun. Like, he's constantly out in the sun.

Greg Fitzsimmons (2:44)

He's never worn sunblock in his life.

Joe Rogan (2:46)

No.

Greg Fitzsimmons (2:46)

Nor has she.

Joe Rogan (2:47)

They don't give a fuck.

Greg Fitzsimmons (2:48)

Look at the body on her.

Greg Fitzsimmons (2:50)

Oh, my God.

Joe Rogan (2:52)

He's in great shape, too, man.

I mean, this is what it is. A dude basically in his underwear with a girl in her underwear, and they're all sweaty and dancing around.

Greg Fitzsimmons (3:08)

On a gorgeous rooftop villa with a pool.

Joe Rogan (3:13)

Yeah.

SPEAKER_5 (3:14)

They're just super balling.

Joe Rogan (3:15)

They're super balling publicly.

Greg Fitzsimmons (3:18)

Sometimes I see rappers, and they've got the yacht, and they've got all that. And then they've got this dour face painted on, where you look like, dude, do you realize you're on the roof of a fucking yacht, and you got beautiful women standing around, just music. Why don't you get involved a little bit?

Joe Rogan (3:34)

Dude, it's hard out there.

Greg Fitzsimmons (3:35)

It's hard out there for a man.

Joe Rogan (3:36)

They took down Chris Brown.

Greg Fitzsimmons (3:38)

Yeah, what happened? I just saw that he was arrested.

Joe Rogan (3:40)

I don't know. I turned on TV yesterday at noon, and this is the first I'd heard of it. There was a standoff at his house.

Like, what the hell is this?

So apparently, they had been there since 3 o'clock in the morning. So they'd already been there for nine hours. Wow. Yeah, and they didn't have a warrant, but they were surrounding his house, and there was helicopter footage of it. So they're showing it on the news. Helicopters circling Chris Brown's house. Cops all down the driveway. He lives on a cul-de-sac, so there's all these cops all lined up down the street. Cops everywhere, like a ton of cops. They're responding like this is an armed, dangerous guy, like they would any other armed, dangerous guy.

Greg Fitzsimmons (4:22)

And it's just him.

Joe Rogan (4:23)