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#836 - Hannibal Buress

The Joe Rogan Experience

August 22, 2016

Hannibal Buress is a stand-up comedian, actor, television writer and host.

Speakers Joe Rogan, Hannibal Buress, Jamie

TopicsComedy

Joe Rogan (0:00)

Da, da, da, Hannibal Montana, is that it?

Hannibal Buress (0:04)

Hannibal Montanabal Experience, the Hannibal Montanabal Experience.

Joe Rogan (0:08)

Can you get sued for that? Or it's parody, right?

Hannibal Buress (0:11)

It's Hannibal Montanabal. It's bolls at the end of it.

Joe Rogan (0:15)

What is a Montanabal?

Hannibal Buress (0:16)

Montanabal rhymes with Hannibal.

Joe Rogan (0:22)

What is Hannah Montana? We'll see. It's the show with that cute girl, the Cyrus girl, right, Miley Ray?

Hannibal Buress (0:30)

I hope they sue me to twerk or use the bump.

Joe Rogan (0:32)

Yeah, they can't win. They can't win.

Right? It's parody.

Hannibal Buress (0:37)

It's not, yeah.

And it's not a mock, it's just because I think it's a goofy thing. It's not mocking anything. I'm not using any imagery. I just think those are just funny words to me.

Joe Rogan (0:48)

Even if you were, you know? I think you're okay.

Whatever happened to that chick? She was going crazy for a while.

Jamie (0:54)

She, uh...

Joe Rogan (0:54)

Remember? She was grinding on people on TV.

Jamie (0:56)

She's on the new season of The Voice right now. That just started last night.

Joe Rogan (1:00)

Is she one of the judges or something?

Hannibal Buress (1:02)

Hmm.

Joe Rogan (1:03)

She's a talented girl. You ever heard her sing?

She sang that song Jolene, like that Dolly Parton song?

Hannibal Buress (1:09)

Yeah.

Joe Rogan (1:09)

I was like, wow. If she just sang shit like this, she'd be goddamn gigantic. If she just sang... She's a good actress, too.

SPEAKER_5 (1:18)

Really? Yeah.

Hannibal Buress (1:18)

I think she's a solid actress.

Joe Rogan (1:20)

What have you seen her in?

Hannibal Buress (1:21)

Her stuff on, when she's been on Saturday Night Live.

Joe Rogan (1:24)

Oh, okay. I thought you actually watched Hannah Montana.

Hannibal Buress (1:27)

I actually did watch a little Hannah Montana back in 08, and when I was, I remember watching a couple episodes, I'm like, this is all right. But also my, I used to be a Dat Phan fan, too, so.

Joe Rogan (1:41)

I used to be a Dat Phan fan. Dat Phan took too much heat, man.

Hannibal Buress (1:45)

He did.

Joe Rogan (1:46)

God, man, I remember when Dat Phan was on Last Comic Standing, because it was season one, and I was one of the judges, and he fucking killed.

Hannibal Buress (1:54)

Right.

Joe Rogan (1:55)

And it didn't seem like there was anything wrong with what he was doing to me.

Hannibal Buress (1:58)

Yeah.

Joe Rogan (1:58)

But a lot of people got mad at him.

Hannibal Buress (2:00)

Just for being?

Joe Rogan (2:01)

I don't know. It was like they just thought he was too, too much of a big show. You know, he's too loud.

I don't know what it was that they got upset with him.

Hannibal Buress (2:13)

People like what they like. People get angry. People get angry at weird stuff. I know. People just get specifically angry, myself included, but I don't share that for the internet.

Just angry amongst my friends and we talk shit, but I don't like to show that. Right.

Joe Rogan (2:30)

Like you get mad if your friend likes a movie that sucked.

Hannibal Buress (2:33)

We'll just, yeah. Sometimes my friend, my friend didn't, what was the movie with the moving shots?

It was the, Zack Galifianakis is in it. The play Birdman. Birdman.

Joe Rogan (2:46)

Oh, Zack Galifianakis was in Birdman?

Hannibal Buress (2:49)

He's like the stage director.

Joe Rogan (2:49)

Oh, that's right. Of course.

Hannibal Buress (2:51)

Man, my friend Tony, we were in Denver. Tony Tremont, DJ. He had one of them weed patches. We were in Denver for like four days. He had a weed patch that you could put on. He got it from Dispensary.

And then he got high. And then we started to talk about Birdman. And I was like, yeah, I kind of like Birdman.

And he went on a 10 minute rant, like, fuck Birdman, movies, pretentious. And he was just like, man, you're just like, I like Birdman, but I don't know if I like it as much as you hate it. He went on forever. I couldn't believe it.

Joe Rogan (3:21)

He's kind of got a point. It's kind of pretentious, but I mean, don't you want that sometimes? Like someone to take a chance to make something that's just bizarre. It was a bizarre ass movie. Like that was a chance taking movie.

Hannibal Buress (3:34)

I enjoyed it.

I'd never seen somebody be so passionate about that. You ever be around your friend like, I didn't know you were capable of such hate.

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