#833 - Brian Redban

Joe Rogan (0:00)

are our screens.

Brian Redban (0:03)

Let's do This.

Joe Rogan (0:08)

We're live, you motherfuckers.

SPEAKER_3 (0:10)

We're live.

Brian Redban (0:11)

Happy birthday Joe Colbert.

Joe Rogan (0:12)

Thank you very much Brian. Happy birthday, whenever Billboard was last week, I missed it.

SPEAKER_5 (0:18)

Okay, you're in the Sneak, buddy.

Jamie Vernon (0:19)

I missed it.

Brian Redban (0:19)

Yeah, I don't like it anymore. Once you hit 30, it's not cool anymore. But when you hit 42, it's just like, I'm like looking at every time somebody dies, I'm like, how old are they? 48, oh my god, well, he is fatter than me, so I'm good.

Joe Rogan (0:32)

Yeah, I was looking at this, someone's post on Instagram, like a friend of a friend, I went Instagram hopping. You know how you go from one person's page to see someone comment something funny? Oh, what's that guy got to say? And you go to his page, and it was a guy talking about his wife's brother who died, and he had been suffering with his, he battled his demons was the quote. He was 46, and I was like, oh, Jesus Christ.

46, like people are just fucking dying.

Brian Redban (1:00)

Yeah. And it's the ones that get me the worst, it's the ones that like, he just died in his sleep.

SPEAKER_3 (1:05)

Oh yeah, man.

Joe Rogan (1:07)

Patton Oswalt's wife.

Brian Redban (1:08)

Yeah.

Joe Rogan (1:08)

Yeah.

Brian Redban (1:09)

Did it ever come out what happened to her?

Joe Rogan (1:11)

I do not know. I do not know.

SPEAKER_7 (1:13)

So sad.

Joe Rogan (1:14)

But, you know, we all will go, allegedly. Bert Kreischer doesn't believe it.

SPEAKER_7 (1:21)

Bert Kreischer goes, I don't think we die.

Joe Rogan (1:23)

I go, what do you mean?

SPEAKER_7 (1:24)

Prove it. Prove we die.

You want me to kill you? What do you want me to do?

SPEAKER_5 (1:28)

We have to prove you die.

Joe Rogan (1:29)

I know people, they're not around anymore.

SPEAKER_7 (1:32)

They died.

Joe Rogan (1:34)

So am I supposed to just pretend they're not, just not in this space, but they're in another space, and in that space, I'm there too. And they went through a portal or what?

Brian Redban (1:44)

We had him on Kill Tony a couple of days ago, and he was on this like weird pill. He's like, I took this weird pill. And he says that, he's like, it fucks with my blood pressure though. Like if I laugh too hard, I'll just faint and pass out. It's happened three times already, so I might pass out. I'm like, wait, you're going, you should not be fainting if you're laughing.

Joe Rogan (2:05)

Yeah, your brain is just shutting off. Your brain's like, too much, we're done. Thunk. Oh, you know, they say that's what happened to Hillary Clinton, that she blacked out, she fainted and hit her head in 2012 There's all these concerns that people have. I don't know if they're founded in any fact, but apparently the real incident did happen that she fell down, she blacked out and fell down and hit her head, and it had a clot, which can be pretty serious.

But of course, because of that, there's people that are making all these crazy videos speculating that she has brain damage and she's out of her mind, that she's super unhealthy. Yeah, like, there's, see, they're taking these compilations of her, you know, look, she's doing hundreds and hundreds and hundreds and hundreds of fucking interviews like this where people are talking to her. And, you know, it probably becomes mind numbing after all. It looks like she's having fun, to me. She's laughing, she's bobbing her head up and down, and they're saying that she's acting bizarre. I think she's a person who's dealing with massive, massive amounts of stress. I mean, I'm not necessarily a big fan of what she represents other than I think it's kind of cool that there's gonna be a first chick that's a president. I think it was good to have a first black president. As much as people didn't think that that was, you know, like important, it was important socially. It's important, it's important. Like having a chick president would be interesting. It'd be interesting, I'd like to see where it goes. The problem with her is she represents like the oldest form of government. She's like, do you remember that movie?

What was the fucking movie where there were the elder vampires?

You know what I'm talking about? Like there was the, oh, Blade.

The movie Blade, right? Where there were the ones that were turned into vampires, and then there was the old ones who were born vampires. They were natural born vampires, right? And they didn't like Blade because he was like half human, and he was, you know, he was made.