#829 - Wayne Federman

SPEAKER_1 (0:00)

Yes!

Joe Rogan (0:01)

Wayne Federman, how are you, sir?

Wayne Federman (0:03)

I'm swell, thank you.

Joe Rogan (0:04)

Swell?

Wayne Federman (0:05)

Swell, yeah.

Joe Rogan (0:05)

First time anyone's ever said that.

Wayne Federman (0:07)

Really?

Joe Rogan (0:07)

On this podcast, when I asked him, how you doing? Swell, you're the first guy.

Wayne Federman (0:12)

Well, and what number of podcasts is this?

Joe Rogan (0:14)

800 and something.

Wayne Federman (0:15)

800?

What? I wrote it down, 29

Joe Rogan (0:18)

829, so you're the first guy to ever say swell.

Wayne Federman (0:20)

What's the usual response?

Joe Rogan (0:23)

I don't know, it's just standard noises, you know, great, awesome, you know, standard stuff.

Wayne Federman (0:30)

Okay.

Joe Rogan (0:30)

The way people normally talk.

Wayne Federman (0:31)

Well, this is, you're going to learn something about me. Not standard.

Joe Rogan (0:34)

Swell.

Wayne Federman (0:35)

Yeah. It's sketchy, it's sketchy.

Joe Rogan (0:39)

So we were talking before this podcast about someone stealing your Twitter handle, man. I inadvertently posted at Wayne Federman, and I thought it was you, because when you go to it-

Jamie (0:49)

I did have it.

Joe Rogan (0:50)

It looks like you.

Jamie (0:51)

Oh, I had it.

Joe Rogan (0:52)

So how did this guy steal it?

Jamie (0:53)

I don't know.

Joe Rogan (0:54)

So he stole your password somehow.

Wayne Federman (0:56)

That's the scariest part.

Joe Rogan (0:58)

So how does Twitter not respond to that?

Wayne Federman (1:00)

I don't know. I tried to go through Twitter, and he wrote me, he was like, oh, don't you remember we- and then he told a story that didn't happen about-

I can't remember. I mean, I have it on here if you want to look it up, but- and I was just like, I don't want anything to do with this guy. This guy's a liar. But now, this is the first time I've ever talked about it, because he has obviously access to my password.

So, but I had two accounts I had at Federman, which is my main one. Am I talking too loud?

Joe Rogan (1:31)

No.

Jamie (1:32)

I had a- I get excited about these things. That's okay.

Joe Rogan (1:38)

Well, that's something to be excited about. I mean, that's your fucking name.

Wayne Federman (1:41)

Yeah.

Joe Rogan (1:41)

Someone stole it.

Wayne Federman (1:42)

I had a Federman and I had at Wayne Federman, I had them both. And one was just going to be to put people to at Federman, because I like that one a little better.

Joe Rogan (1:51)

Why do you like that one better?

Wayne Federman (1:53)

That's a good question. These are already good.

Let me think. I didn't know it was going to get this intense this early.

SPEAKER_1 (1:59)

This is crazy. These conversations are happening.

Wayne Federman (2:03)

I don't know. I just like the simplicity of it more than Wayne Federman.

Joe Rogan (2:08)

Well, it's an unusual last name. There's not a lot of Federman. So you could hang on to it like that.

Wayne Federman (2:14)

So let me turn it back on you. Am I allowed to do that or just to answer?

Joe Rogan (2:19)

We're friends. Come on. We've known each other for 22 years, do you know that?

I don't think so. I wouldn't want to.

Wayne Federman (2:28)

You don't want that.

Joe Rogan (2:29)

No, I mean Joe Rogan is a small name. It's J-O-E. It's quick.

R-O-G-A-N.

Wayne Federman (2:34)

I don't like the name Wayne. So anyway.

Joe Rogan (2:36)

But I bought Joe Rogan. There was another guy named Joe Rogan.

Wayne Federman (2:41)

You bought his identity.

Joe Rogan (2:43)

Yeah, yeah, yeah. It was his real name.

I had, I think I had originally Joe Rogan Experience, like the same as the podcast name. I think that's originally what I had.

Wayne Federman (2:53)

Right.

Joe Rogan (2:54)

And this guy had Joe Rogan, so I contacted him.

And I said, hey, man, can I buy that from you? And he said, sure. And he sold it to me.

Wayne Federman (3:02)

Am I allowed to ask?

Joe Rogan (3:04)

I don't remember. I don't remember the number. I don't remember.

Wait a minute. Now that I'm thinking about this, this might not totally be true. That might be MySpace.

I think MySpace I bought. I think I bought Joe Rogan on MySpace.

Wayne Federman (3:17)

When was the last time you were on MySpace?

Joe Rogan (3:19)

Oh, it's been never. I guess it wasn't even me. I think every seven years, you're a new person.