#827 - Twitter Q&A with Joe
The Joe Rogan Experience
July 29, 2016
Joe sits down in a hotel room in Atlanta to answer some questions from fans on Twitter.
Speakers Joe Rogan
TopicsComedy
Joe Rogan (0:00)
Hey, you fuckers, what's going on, everybody?
Comedy dates I got coming on September the 9th. I am going to be at the Masonic Auditorium in Cleveland. I'm pretty sure Joey Diaz is doing that with me. He said he wanted to. I have to confirm. But September 9th, I'm definitely going to be there at the Masonic Auditorium. No, it doesn't mean I had to become a Freemason. But Masonic Auditorium, Cleveland, September 9th. joerogan.net forward slash tour.
And also, next Friday, the 5th of August, I'm going to be at the Ice House in Pasadena. I don't have the line up yet, but a bunch of local guys, a bunch of awesome comics from the Hloch Angeles area. And, all right, ads. What do I got left?
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