#799 - Brendan Schaub & Bryan Callen

Joe Rogan (0:02)

We are live!

Brendan Schaub (0:05)

That ouldn't be the black bottle, too.

Joe Rogan (0:06)

We're discussing how annoying it is. I listened to the podcast, an episode that I did with Whitney Cummings. I was listening to it, because I had a long drive back from Irvine, and I realized how annoying it is. I'm always clearing my throat.

I was telling Jamie he makes the best butter coffee, but it's a stout batch, and it gives you a lot of, ahem.

Brendan Schaub (0:26)

A lot of butter, son.

Joe Rogan (0:27)

Yeah, it's good, though. Tastes goddamn good.

It's like a hug. It's like a warm, that's a Tate, Tate says about coffee. Tate from Caveman Coffee.

Bryan Callen (0:36)

Yeah, warm coffee.

Joe Rogan (0:37)

He says it's like a warm hug. That's what it is.

Bryan Callen (0:40)

I was with Keith Jardine. I kind of ran into him at the airport, and we were somewhere, I can't remember, and he said, you gotta follow me. And I was like, what? He goes, just follow me, there's a very special coffee place here.

And literally, I'm like, okay, I don't know where I'm going. And we walked like a mile, like, you know, when I was at the airport, he brings me to this place, he goes, this is the one place they have very good coffee. And he talks kind of like, really kind of, and they were closing. And he said, do you mind staying open just a little bit longer?

And the guy was like, he looked at his ears, he's like, I suppose, he goes, thank you. We'll have a couple of these coffees, please. Guy pours us the coffees. And then it was just so funny to watch this brute of a man sip the coffee with such detail and break down this taste. He's like, a lot of citrus in this.

Joe Rogan (1:25)

It sounds like you're about to get raped.

Bryan Callen (1:28)

Well, then I felt, Bryan. No, but then I just. Just suck this thing.

Joe Rogan (1:31)

Come with me. I don't really want to. Just come with me.

Can you stay open? We don't really want to. Just stay open. This is weird.

Bryan Callen (1:37)

Why are your hands on my shoulders?

Brendan Schaub (1:38)

It sounds like he's a bully.

Joe Rogan (1:39)

Sit down. I'm going to talk to you about something nobody gives a fuck about.

Bryan Callen (1:43)

Now, I want you to smell my breath after I drink it and get a little closer to my mouth.

There it is. Now, let's go ahead and drink deeply of my lips.

Joe Rogan (1:52)

No, for real though, Keith loves coffee.

Brendan Schaub (1:54)

He's a smart dude.

And he loves to go to coffee shops. I remember when we were training together, we get done training and he would take off to a bookstore or a coffee shop, put on his glasses and just read and sip coffee.

Bryan Callen (2:07)

I love it.

Joe Rogan (2:08)

Yeah, he's a smart dude.

Bryan Callen (2:09)

A brute.

Joe Rogan (2:09)

He's a very misunderstood guy, Keith Jardine.

Brendan Schaub (2:12)

Soft spoken, the nicest guy of all time.

Bryan Callen (2:14)

Yeah.

Joe Rogan (2:15)

Yeah, if you got a problem with Keith Jardine, you might be a piece of shit.

Bryan Callen (2:18)

That's right.

Brendan Schaub (2:18)

You got a problem with all of us.

Bryan Callen (2:19)

Yeah.

Joe Rogan (2:19)

How is it even possible? He's so nice.

Bryan Callen (2:22)

Yeah.

Joe Rogan (2:22)

He's just a very unusual, interesting, humble guy who fucking loves coffee.

Bryan Callen (2:28)

Yeah.

Joe Rogan (2:28)

As does Tate. Tate loves the shit. Tate drinks too much. Tate will sit here and we'll do a podcast together. The motherfucker will down four nitros.

Each nitro is 270 milligrams of caffeine.

Brendan Schaub (2:39)

Dude, we're in his club.

Where were we at? In Texas, in Dallas? We were at one of his clubs. We had our after party there. The Honky Tonk place?

Yeah, something like that. And he goes, bro, I have four kegs of nitro. I was like, it's one in the morning. What the hell are we supposed to do with it? You can go all night, man.

Joe Rogan (2:57)

You don't understand. He's sober. Dead sober.

Bryan Callen (3:01)

And he'll use a lot of butter in that beard. He'll use a lot of butter in that beard. And he's not above grabbing me about the waist and pulling me right into his lap.

And I'm just like, I'm sitting in your lap right now and I'm afraid to move out of the way.