#795 - Ian Edwards

Joe Rogan (0:00)

A man has to be careful about what size accoutrement he carries around with him, right? When you get into the man bag category, it's like, I don't know if you can pull that off.

Ian Edwards (0:09)

That is a note too, so it's big.

Joe Rogan (0:11)

So what we're talking about is Ian's phone cover here.

It's very purse-like. It's like a change purse.

Ian Edwards (0:19)

You can put your cards and shit in there.

Joe Rogan (0:21)

So it is a purse.

Ian Edwards (0:22)

Well, you know, nah. In a way. It's like a wallet, like a wallet phone.

Joe Rogan (0:26)

Yeah, wallet's a good word.

Isn't that funny, like there's words you're allowed to use. Like you could walk around all day with a backpack and no one says anything.

SPEAKER_3 (0:34)

Like, well, Ian likes to just keep his shit in the back.

Joe Rogan (0:36)

But yeah, no problem with that. But if you have some sort of a satchel.

Ian Edwards (0:40)

Yeah.

SPEAKER_3 (0:41)

You know?

Ian Edwards (0:42)

It's very suspect.

Joe Rogan (0:43)

Very suspect.

Ian Edwards (0:44)

You open yourself up for a lot of verbal attacks. You know what I'm saying?

Joe Rogan (0:49)

And it's like the style of satchel's important too. Because if you got like a satchel that's like in any way stylish, then you can't just be wearing like Converse All Stars and a t-shirt. You have to wear like hipster clothes. You have to have like rolled up cuffs, and you have to have like a nice tie up leather shoe.

SPEAKER_3 (1:08)

You know?

Joe Rogan (1:08)

Like you have to go Gavin McGuinness.

Ian Edwards (1:10)

Gavin McGuinness.

SPEAKER_3 (1:12)

You know?

Joe Rogan (1:13)

You gotta figure out what you're gonna wear with it.

Ian Edwards (1:15)

Yeah. You gotta look the part.

Joe Rogan (1:19)

So that's why I still take a lot of heat for the fanny pack, and I think it's funny, because I wear that thing all the time.

But yeah, I feel uncomfortable when I wear it sometimes. Like quite honestly. Yeah, I wear it, and I've realized people are looking at it, and they notice it, and they're mocking me.

Ian Edwards (1:35)

Hey, I don't have to ball us to wear a fanny pack. I gotta tell you that right now.

SPEAKER_3 (1:38)

I wear it on stage.

Ian Edwards (1:39)

You wear it on stage?

SPEAKER_3 (1:40)

I wore it on stage a bunch of times. Why?

Ian Edwards (1:41)

You're not gonna pull anything out of there?

Joe Rogan (1:43)

Because I don't wanna leave my wallet in the green room. Shady people work in the comedy club.

Ian Edwards (1:48)

It's hilarious. I'd rather them steal my wallet and wear it on stage.

That's how much I'm into looking like a man. You know what I'm saying? I'm like, I can't do it. Now, you just call this a purse, you may never see this again.

Joe Rogan (2:04)

Because I call it a purse.

Ian Edwards (2:05)

Yeah, I might throw the phone away with it and just get a new phone.

Joe Rogan (2:09)

You have to have a cover, though. I found that out, man. I tried to go natural with my last phone, and man, I dropped it a few times and it was toast.

It shattered. Jamie's going natural? You don't drop it?

Jamie (2:21)

No, I'm pretty careful with it. Oh, I'm gonna drop it here and there, but it's still good to go. You know what?

Joe Rogan (2:25)

I don't think I dropped this one now that I have a case. That's what's fucked up.

Ian Edwards (2:29)

That's the funny thing. Yeah, that happens.

Joe Rogan (2:30)

Yeah, like you don't have a case, you're like, bad, better not drop it!

Ian Edwards (2:32)

Yeah.

Yeah, when you go, I've been raw. Yeah. You know, like no case, just raw, no condom on the phone.

SPEAKER_3 (2:40)

Yeah, I like it.

Ian Edwards (2:41)

And you gotta be careful with that shit.

Joe Rogan (2:43)

It feels good that way, though, doesn't it?

Ian Edwards (2:45)

It feels good that way. I have the natural phone in your hand.

SPEAKER_3 (2:47)

Yeah.

Ian Edwards (2:47)

Nothing on it, yeah.

Joe Rogan (2:49)

It also feels like you're a risk taker.

SPEAKER_5 (2:50)

I'm a wild motherfucker. I have a case on my phone, bitch.

Ian Edwards (2:59)

That's hilarious. Right?

SPEAKER_5 (3:00)

Doesn't it feel kinda like that?

Ian Edwards (3:01)

That's in modern times. That is a risk. That's 2016

It is a risk to not have a case on your fucking phone.