#794 - Miesha Tate
The Joe Rogan Experience
May 5, 2016
Miesha Tate is a mixed martial artist and is the current UFC Women's Bantamweight Champion.
Speakers Joe Rogan, Miesha Tate
TopicsComedy
Joe Rogan (0:00)
like MetroPCS. Uh-uh. Because I see all those commercials that they do. We're live?
Right now, we're live? We're on the air?
Miesha Tate, we're on the air. What's up? I just had to let Miesha Tate know the world was flat. She didn't know that the man has been holding us down and fucking with us and giving us bad information, that satellites are bullshit, and that the earth doesn't rely on gravity, but it uses electromagnetism to make sure things get stuck.
Miesha Tate (0:26)
Where is this coming from?
Joe Rogan (0:27)
The world.
Miesha Tate (0:28)
The world.
Joe Rogan (0:29)
There's a lot of people out there in the world that are waking up. Do you know what being woke is? Are you aware of being woke? No. You don't know about being woke? Jamie's woke.
Miesha Tate (0:38)
Stay woke.
Joe Rogan (0:38)
Stay woke. You gotta stay woke. Stay woke.
Miesha Tate (0:40)
So people think that the earth is flat?
Joe Rogan (0:42)
Yes. You can also use wokeness as, you could use it as like, you could say like, I have wokeness.
You know what I'm saying? Like you, just because you're, just because of the UFC Bantamweight Champion does not equal your wokeness.
Miesha Tate (0:57)
So what is wokeness?
Joe Rogan (1:00)
You're aware. You're just aware. You're aware of all the bullshit that the man has been.
Miesha Tate (1:05)
Like the earth being round.
Joe Rogan (1:06)
The earth ain't round. The earth's flat as fuck.
The earth is flat, and chemtrails are the government's spray in the skies, and there's no gravity. Here's square and stationary earth. Oh, is this a new one?
Miesha Tate (1:17)
That's one of the parts of the theory.
Joe Rogan (1:20)
You think chemtrails are real? Is that what you're saying?
Miesha Tate (1:23)
Well, I don't know. I kind of wonder what they are. Like what are they?
Joe Rogan (1:26)
That's a good question. That's a good question.
Miesha Tate (1:28)
I wonder.
Joe Rogan (1:28)
The problem is when people take that and then they go right to conspiracy questions.
Miesha Tate (1:32)
Yeah, right. I'm not a conspiracy theorist, but I have questions. Like I wanna know what they are.
Joe Rogan (1:36)
What are they? When a jet engine flies through the sky and the jet engine encounters condensation in the atmosphere, it creates an artificial cloud. It's not an artificial cloud. It's an actual cloud. And the cloud is a direct reaction to the jet engine changing the temperature of the air in the atmosphere. It is scientifically proven. It's repeatable. They could do it over and over again. That's why when you see those things in the sky, those things exist when the jet engines pass through the condensation and it changes the temperature. And then they slowly fade away or not, depending upon how much moisture is in the atmosphere.
Miesha Tate (2:08)
Why do some planes do it and other ones don't?
Joe Rogan (2:10)
Well, because some planes are at different altitudes and some planes, you know how clouds exist in some places, but they don't exist in other places?
Miesha Tate (2:16)
Because in Vegas, there's people, well, maybe there's no condensation in Vegas. It was like, there's flights coming in all the time and you watch a steady stream coming in and none of them have it, but then like the little like, I don't know, they're like small, I don't know if they're small planes, they're not commercial planes, the little ones, those are the ones that make all the chemtrails. So I'm like, does that, well, they call them chemtrails. I don't even know if I'm technically saying it right now. I don't know what they are. What do they call them?
Joe Rogan (2:36)
They call them contrails. That's the real, like if you ask a scientist, they call them contrails. If you ask conspiracy people, they'll call them chemtrails. Because they think they're spraying chemicals in the air. This is something that I had to like deeply study for this show that I did called Joe Rogan Questions.
Miesha Tate (2:52)
I wondered about this for a long time. I've heard so many, I've heard obviously most of the conspiracy part of it.
Joe Rogan (2:58)
Everybody hears about it.
Miesha Tate (3:00)
And I wonder, I'm like, I've heard that they're trying to like control the weather with it somehow.
Joe Rogan (3:05)
That's part of the problem is that they are trying to control the weather. In different parts of the world, they spray, they do what's called cloud seeding.
But cloud seeding is very different than what you're seeing when you're seeing these artificial clouds. What cloud seeding is, they'll spray a certain type of chemical into the atmosphere that will create rain. And they do it in Abu Dhabi. In Abu Dhabi, they actually do it every week. They do it once. So they've done it like 52 times a year.
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