#668: The Turtle and the Ladybug

**SPEAKER_1** (0:01)
It's all about the Macro productions.

**SPEAKER_2** (0:08)
What does the goddamn line say, Tony? Please do not use gendered language.

**SPEAKER_1** (0:15)
I'll be arrested, put in airport jail?

**SPEAKER_3** (0:20)
It's a big club, and you ain't in it.

**SPEAKER_1** (0:25)
Mr. Speaker, the President of the United States.

**SPEAKER_4** (0:29)
I'm Chris Hansen with David NBC.

**SPEAKER_2** (0:31)
Jack Mary's, TAC Theratrix.

**SPEAKER_5** (0:36)
Steven Seagal.
This is Momal Qutabi. I'm Rick James, bitch.

**SPEAKER_4** (0:43)
Sorting through the lies.

**SPEAKER_2** (0:45)
The Hijackers' passport was found blocks from the World Trade Center, a crash site if you can believe that.

**SPEAKER_5** (0:50)
We cannot track $2.3 trillion in transactions.

**SPEAKER_3** (0:54)
And uncovering the centuries-long plan for world domination.

**SPEAKER_4** (0:58)
We're talking about Cuba, having some food.

**SPEAKER_5** (1:02)
Have you ever been in a Turkish prison?

**SPEAKER_2** (1:16)
Nothing could be more fun than jumping off a cliff to German bisexuals.

**SPEAKER_4** (1:20)
Oh, you English are so superior, aren't you?

**SPEAKER_2** (1:25)
Thank you, comrade.

**SPEAKER_3** (1:26)
And now Macroaggressions.

**Charlie Robinson** (1:28)
That's what assholes call it.

**SPEAKER_3** (1:30)
With your host, I don't know who you are, but you're about to get chlamydia.

**SPEAKER_4** (1:34)
Charlie Robinson.

**SPEAKER_1** (1:36)
Hey, Whitey, where's your hat? You wanna drop the blame on Charlie and say it's all Charlie's fault.

**SPEAKER_3** (1:41)
He was a retard.

**Charlie Robinson** (1:43)
I get some goddamn diuretic.
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