546 - A Superstar of the Early 70s

**Georgia Hardstark** (0:18)
And welcome.

**Karen Kilgariff** (0:18)
To My Favorite Murder.

**Georgia Hardstark** (0:20)
That's Georgia Hardstark.

**Karen Kilgariff** (0:20)
That's Karen Kilgariff.

**Georgia Hardstark** (0:22)
And we're just casually podcasting for your entertainment.

**Karen Kilgariff** (0:25)
Can you see that I have a nap crease in my face?

**Georgia Hardstark** (0:29)
In the face?

**Karen Kilgariff** (0:30)
As I'm podcasting on Netflix.

**Georgia Hardstark** (0:32)
Is it a vertical or horizontal?

**Karen Kilgariff** (0:34)
It's, what's that way? Horizontal. Thank you.

**Georgia Hardstark** (0:36)
Like the horizon.

**Karen Kilgariff** (0:37)
Like the horizon.

**Georgia Hardstark** (0:38)
It's as wide as the horizon across your cheek.

**Karen Kilgariff** (0:41)
That's how together my shit is. Is that I just show up with a fucking nap crease.

**Georgia Hardstark** (0:47)
I mean, I was literally at Sephora seven minutes before this show started, in a kind of wild attempt to like, maybe this will help. Maybe this lipstick will solve it.

**Karen Kilgariff** (0:59)
Absolutely.

**Georgia Hardstark** (1:00)
And I feel like I need to just say a public, generalized apology to people who work at Sephora.
I couldn't be ruder. Really? I don't want to be rude at all.
I want to look at lipstick. I want to touch foundation. I want to see all the new things that all my friends on the internet talk about. And I want to interact with them.
And I don't want to interact with anybody else.

**Karen Kilgariff** (1:23)
How come though, when you need help, you can't find anybody? Is this a stand up routine?

**Georgia Hardstark** (1:27)
This is the funniest stand up routine we've ever written on this show.

**Karen Kilgariff** (1:31)
But then when you ask them for help, then they use their brushes on you. And I don't want your brushes on my face.

**Georgia Hardstark** (1:36)
You've got to find the person that works there. And for me, it's usually the woman that's closer to my age.

**Karen Kilgariff** (1:41)
The oldest woman, yeah, for sure.

**Georgia Hardstark** (1:42)
Completely. And she's always kind of looking at me like, almost afraid to say, still don't need help. But if I do, absolutely that's the person I'm going to. Where it's like, hey, help me fix this, this, and that.

**Karen Kilgariff** (1:55)
It's like when you see those videos of influencers going, tips that made me look as good as I did in my 20s, in my 30s. And you're like, it's fucking collagen, bitch. And you, it's not.

**Georgia Hardstark** (2:06)
There's no tip.

**Karen Kilgariff** (2:07)
You're not special yet.

**Georgia Hardstark** (2:08)
No, you haven't hacked anything.

**Karen Kilgariff** (2:10)
Tell me when you're 59

**Georgia Hardstark** (2:11)
You hacked chronological age.

**Karen Kilgariff** (2:13)
Exactly.

**Georgia Hardstark** (2:14)
You're just doing, it's the thing like when I used to love to mouth off about in my 30s, of like, I would never get plastic surgery. And it's like, correct, 30 year old, you would never get plastic surgery. Just wait till 55 year old you shows up.

**Karen Kilgariff** (2:27)
Sure. And in fact, I wish I had gotten it in my 30s, so I could have all that time to look fucking great.

**Georgia Hardstark** (2:32)
The POV that you have at any time in life is simply just the information you've gotten up until that point.

**Karen Kilgariff** (2:39)
Hundred percent. Because I know there's some chick who in her 60s going to be, shut the fuck up at 46, talking about your Botox.

**Georgia Hardstark** (2:45)
Yes, always.

**Karen Kilgariff** (2:46)
So I will.

**Georgia Hardstark** (2:47)
So we will shut up. And this will be our silent true crime podcast for the rest.

**Karen Kilgariff** (2:53)
You know, what is maybe going to help me is 55 days without alcohol. Really? With my beauty treatment.

**Georgia Hardstark** (2:59)
I mean, for real. Your skin is glowing.

**Karen Kilgariff** (3:01)
Thank you.

**Georgia Hardstark** (3:01)
You really can't see it. How does it feel?

**Karen Kilgariff** (3:04)
Great. It's good. It's I feel I have less anxiety. As my therapist told me for the past 10 years, I would. Less anxiety, depression is the same. But that's just me. Well, it's a slow build.
It's nothing.

**Georgia Hardstark** (3:18)
If it worked immediately, everyone would do it.

**Karen Kilgariff** (3:20)
Totally. Totally.

**Georgia Hardstark** (3:22)
Well, that's an adventure.

**Karen Kilgariff** (3:23)
That's like something new. Yeah. It does feel like I'm actually excited for the 60 days and the 90 days and the year.
Knock wood. What about you? What's up?

**Georgia Hardstark** (3:33)
That's nice. Me, I'm just tracking your sobriety.

**Karen Kilgariff** (3:38)
You've got an app. Track your friend's sobriety.

**Georgia Hardstark** (3:40)
I don't know. I don't know about her today.