49ers, Chiefs & Vikings stand as last unbeaten teams in NFL after Week 4

Shaun Holko (0:31)

Another week, another episode. This is Stats Over Politics. As always, I'm your host, Shaun Holko, alongside my guy, Mr. Jaevon Totty, Kaz Johnson of Just Casually. And now joining us is none other than a couple of recurring guests. One guy is on the pod for his second time, one guy is on the pod for 10th time or whatever. But it's been a long time since, none other than Mr. Keith Jouganatos has joined us on today's podcast. So Keith, I'm gonna kick things off with you. What are we doing today?

Keith Jouganatos (1:01)

Finally, we can return some decorum and normalcy to this podcast.

You know, I heard it's Stats Over Politics and I can't find my guy Kevin Dent anywhere. I think he went MIA after his Eagles went MIA in the fourth quarter. You know, I know he was talking about my NFC Championship bound Dallas Cowboys. I got something for Kevin actually. You know what?

Shaun Holko (1:24)

Hold on here, I got to hold on here.

Keith Jouganatos (1:26)

Hold on here. Hold on now.

Now we can actually get down to business here. Thank you.

Kaz Johnson (1:34)

Hey, Steele's Cowboys fan, what the fuck is going on here?

Keith Jouganatos (1:37)

Hey, thank you to all you Philadelphia Eagles fans. You thought you had one Sunday. Oh, you thought you really needed it. You thought your guy Jalen Hurts, Mr. Clutch. You guys always bring him up. We're better without AJ Brown, but your offense, it went that good on a Sunday. And you lost. And so we are here with my boy on the bottom right to corral the chaos that has surrounded this podcast to talk about the NFC Championship bound Dallas Cowboys. We already were prime. I know you saw that offense out there, America. I know you saw Dak Prescott, Rain Dakota Prescott, but don't you worry. Shaun Holko, we're going to talk about all of it. I can't give it all away. Can't give it all away.

Kaz Johnson (2:17)

It's going to be fantastic.

Keith Jouganatos (2:18)

Come on now. Let's get this started. Come on.

Kaz Johnson (2:21)

You lied to me. You said he was a Steelers fan. He's a fucking Kennedy fan.

You lied to me.

Keith Jouganatos (2:28)

We have some things to talk about with the Philadelphia Eagles later.

Kaz Johnson (2:31)

No, go ahead and say the words. Can't give it all away.

Keith Jouganatos (2:33)

Can't give it all away. Can't give it all away.

Kaz Johnson (2:36)

Yeah.

Shaun Holko (2:37)

Okay. Well, give me a second because our guy Kevin Dent, who is on a hiatus as Totty described last night, in reality, Kevin's on vacation right now. But as Kevin is on his hiatus, he's still tuning in. He's watching on YouTube right now and he's in the comments. And guess what?

Kevin tried to initiate his regular bit.

And guess what? You're wrong, Kevin, because he says sitting at a bar, praying for you, Kaz. It's always and will forever be Go Birds. And then he says, how many Super Bowls has Keith seen in his life? Just keep swimming because he's implying that you are in your daddy's nut sack when the Steelers last won a Super Bowl. In fact, Keith, how many Super Bowls have you witnessed in your lifetime?

Keith Jouganatos (3:22)

You know, I've actually seen three Super Bowls. They've won two, lost one. But, you know, that's not the important part here. We're here to talk about later on. They're not obviously the main topic because, well, their team's not a main topic. We got to talk about the Philadelphia Eagles. Kevin, you just stay at that bar now. You stay right where you are. You don't go anywhere. You don't change the dial. We're going to get to you and your boy, Jalen Hurts, really quickly. Because I heard something about the Eagles might be Super Bowl contenders. I could be wrong, but don't you worry. We're going to get to all of it. But you guys aren't the main event, Kevin, because you're not a main event team. That's OK, though. You get to watch America's team, who had a great win against the Houston Texans. That's the main storyline, not the Philadelphia Eagles. Your offensive linemen just quit on you. Don't worry, Kevin. We're going to get to all of it. I can't give it all away. Come on, Shaun.

Kaz Johnson (4:08)

I just want to say this real quick, before you go. First off, Kevin, don't ever say, don't pray for me. You pray for my enemies.

I'm 100 and against enemies. Don't ever pay for me.

Keith Jouganatos (4:20)